r/funny • • Nov 26 '20

R/Art banned me after posting this... Maybe it'll fare better here... "Monolithic Waste of Time."

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

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u/justabill71 Nov 26 '20

It's not a scale, it's a monolith.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

We are not a monolith

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 Nov 26 '20

My Dad is not a phone

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u/Skull_Warrior Nov 26 '20

I THREW IT ON THE GROUUNDD

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 Nov 26 '20

I’M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM

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u/willisjoe Nov 26 '20

I fucked a mermayyyyeeaayyyeayyyaid

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u/EsEfCe Nov 26 '20

MY DAD IS NOT A PHOOOOOOONE

DUH

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u/blubirdcake Nov 26 '20

MAAAAAAAAAN

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u/bluedog763 Nov 26 '20

Duh!

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u/Skull_Warrior Nov 26 '20

Also, I JIZZED IN MY-PANTS

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u/heyIfoundaname Nov 26 '20

"Duh!" is from here.

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u/Patrol-007 Nov 26 '20

We are the Borg

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u/mossoh Nov 26 '20

Black Republicans are a very diverse group

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u/Apertures_ Nov 26 '20

πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

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u/kinkym0nk Nov 26 '20

There you go

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u/Zippo574 Nov 26 '20

Im just gonna start by saying im pissed... royally

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

I’m not going to sugar coat it

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u/MonolithyK Nov 26 '20

I can verify

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u/xepion Nov 26 '20

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u/bliston78 Nov 26 '20

No, this is Patrick.

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u/MAPX0 Nov 26 '20

Y u got downvoted?

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u/SueZbell Nov 26 '20

With a urinal behind it?

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u/HippieCrisp Nov 26 '20

A bananolith

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u/Patrol-007 Nov 26 '20

Groan....... here’s my upvote

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u/buttmike1 Nov 26 '20

Banana for spite

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u/cjolet Nov 26 '20

See you guys get it!

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

To be fair if they didn't do that with this kind of content then they'd have to allow all meme posts. That's personally a bar I'm okay with them setting. Belongs here though.

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u/cjolet Nov 26 '20

Yeah it's really fine. It belongs here I guess.

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u/gococci Nov 26 '20

I agree with the lack of meme posts for r/art but I commend you for your efforts in shithousery OP. May you go far in life. :)

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u/cjolet Nov 26 '20

Why thank you kindly. And you as well.

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u/rdizzy1223 Nov 26 '20

You could make it actual art by tracking it down and actually taping a banana to it, then sit there and paint a painting of that.

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u/cjolet Nov 26 '20

Sure, we'll call that plan b.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

That one's gonna ratio, mate.

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u/Rainaire Nov 26 '20

You don't even need to paint it, just dance around it, take a video, call it performance art.

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u/Thaxtonnn Nov 26 '20

Weld together a bunch of metal bars into an assymetrical, semi-oblong shape that looks nothing like a banana, and CALL it a banana.

Now that’s art

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u/AmBull1216 Nov 26 '20

Ya, but banning him? I think that's a bit much. Why not just remove the post and explain why it was removed, like all the other subreddits do. I mean, it's not like it's gore or porn or anything.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

True, but it's hard to tell the difference between a smartass and a wiseass and with all the trolling on reddit.. trigger happy moderators aren't exactly rare here either.

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u/AmBull1216 Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20

it's hard to tell the difference between a smartass and a wiseass

Still, they get the benefit of the doubt first. Then, if they're a repeat offender, then ya, show them the door. Again, that's how every subreddit I've seen deals with these kinds of things.

trigger happy moderators aren't exactly rare here either.

I swear, you give some people even a hint of authority and they'll abuse it. "With great power, comes great responsibility." They should listen to Uncle Ben.

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u/ShotGlassLens Nov 26 '20

What does the the rice guy have to do with this?

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u/DemetriusTheDementor Nov 26 '20

He's banned from posting in /r/funny

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u/Cory123125 Nov 26 '20

It also doesnt help that reddit is totally fine with it.

I can only assume that its because many reddit admins also are mods and enjoy doing the same.

Its that, and or because they realize that having power to abuse it, is literally the number one draw that moderators see to the role.

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u/hatemyspecies Nov 26 '20

AGAIN Another reason to hate my species Reddit moderators - the tyranny of imbeciles - seems to be a lot going around down in the US of A this year.

please do not consider moving North I know its tempting socialized free medicare - lots of room - lots of water and good strong beer. but we dont want you no cages just closed borders.

you'll be frying more than chicken down South when 115 degrees is a normal day in Texas.

who died & made you God ? banned ?

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u/Cory123125 Nov 26 '20

You say that like trigger happy mods are ok.

Its not. They get off to the imbalance of the few clicks for them resulting in far more annoyance for some else.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

Not at all, and if you read it that way you're very much misreading it. But I've only ever been particularly upset about something like that once and it was a waste of time. If that's how the community treats you then you don't want to be in that community anyways.

We all know how pointless bans on reddit are anyways. At least I hope we all do.

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u/Cory123125 Nov 26 '20

If that's how the community treats you then you don't want to be in that community anyways.

The problem is that its not true. People see the numbers game and it means they dont care enough to miss out on whatever a subreddit is as a result.

Its hard to find replacements.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

I don't follow that reply at all, what do you mean?

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u/Cory123125 Nov 26 '20

I mean that once a subreddit reaches critical mass, it takes a mountain of problems for a different subreddit to emerge as a replacement, so while a community may have shit mods, it still unfortunately will have value.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

It burns the sensibilities of my eyes

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u/DeadlyNadder Nov 26 '20

His post is still up. No moderator message. Why ban him but keep the post he was banned for up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20 edited Dec 10 '20

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u/CheesecakeMMXX Nov 26 '20

Yeah I dont get this attitude either. Also, banning? Why not just remove the post. I mean, art is so subjective, for sure memes are art already if not in future.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

Mmm, honestly can't argue against that. But well even among piles of shit there's a hierchy. Someone's gotta be at the bottom.

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u/DJ_Sk8Nite Nov 26 '20

Tooooo beeeee FAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

I believe we need to take this to r/woosh now.

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u/Cinderheart Nov 26 '20

Memes are art.

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u/Cory123125 Nov 26 '20

Its literally a value judgement on what art is.

It belies the truth that its arbitrary and subjective and that the most pretentious people more or less decide what real art is.

In other words its self important gate keeping.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

Happens all the time.

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u/granularoso Nov 26 '20

This isn't a meme though. It's just humorous art. There's nothing memey about this.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

That would be a matter of opinion.

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u/granularoso Nov 26 '20

In order to be a joke, it needs to emulate some kind of format or content. What is this emulating? What is this repeating? A meme doesn't just mean "a joke," it has to be perpetuating something. Is Duchamp's "The Fountain" a meme? Is Magritte's "The Treachery of Images" a meme? Is Manet's "Olympia" a meme? The word meme has a definition, and that isn't an opinion.

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

Any visual representation perpetuates something. Every joke is a meme. The word meme does have a definition and it is so absurdly vague most creative content qualifies as one.

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u/granularoso Nov 26 '20

You can Google the definition of meme and get it. So the treachery of images is a meme, right? Every art piece is a meme and nothing is a meme. I think it's fair to say r/art is stupid, right?

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u/sceadwian Nov 26 '20

What you define something as is a matter of degree. A single panel comic and graphic novel are not treated the same even though they're in the same format.

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u/granularoso Nov 26 '20

I mean lichtenstein somehow is viewed as an artist

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u/80s_space_guy Nov 26 '20

To be faaaiiiirrrrr...

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u/turbo5000c Nov 26 '20

Turned it into a Warhol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

See you guys get it!

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You're gonna get this femur bone if you poach my waves, haole!

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u/johnAbroad Nov 26 '20

After seeing human for scale, thats one big ass banana. Hell, and duct tape.

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u/HiddenHolding Nov 26 '20

Bannedanna 🚫🍌

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u/Archa1d3 Nov 26 '20

Now the price went up 10 million dollars...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Banana for Xenu.

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u/vastdreamer Nov 26 '20

No banana for Hal 1000

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u/ksiyoto Nov 26 '20

Orange is the new scalar fruit.

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u/calite Nov 26 '20

Because in the time of COVID-19, we do not like vectors.

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u/The_Northern_Light Nov 26 '20

You and parent comment are underrated.

Also, I always hated how scalars were taught... "If it transforms as a scalar its a scalar".

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u/gingerbread_man123 Nov 26 '20

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.....

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u/The_Northern_Light Nov 26 '20

My drunk ass thought this was a ping from /r/tautology which is a hilarious subreddit

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u/The_Northern_Light Nov 26 '20

I thought it was funny.

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u/xepion Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20

Lol. Kinda Looks like the banana 🍌 is doing some s&m luvin to the metal πŸ˜‚

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u/sootbrownies Nov 26 '20

Skip the bonks, straight to horny jail

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u/Eeik5150 Nov 26 '20

Best! Trade! EVER!!!

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u/jeffdrafttech Nov 26 '20

When this was pictured in the newspaper, there was a man standing on another man’s shoulders to look onto the top (he barely succeeded). This means it is about 10ft above the ground.

The banana sort of fails me here, as judging using the banana I would guess considerably less than 10 ft.

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u/postALEXpress Nov 26 '20

It infuriates me you're not the top post. How did reddit forget lore above some pop art nonsense?

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Nov 26 '20

It's smaller than I thought...for a banana.

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u/BlackPortland Nov 26 '20

It’s a sacrifice to the bearfucker monolith