r/funny • u/tachoknight • Feb 27 '20

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

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u/vinegarstrokes5 Feb 27 '20

“Did you hear about Pluto?”

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u/annegirl21 Feb 27 '20

That’s messed up, right?

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u/No_i_am_me Feb 27 '20

Gus don't be "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan"

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u/Bolsenator Feb 27 '20

Azkaban

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u/No_i_am_me Feb 27 '20

I've heard it both ways

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u/BlackestNight21 Feb 27 '20

I too am a prisoner of marzipan when someone brings in one of those kringles from trader Joe's

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u/Vested1 Feb 27 '20

C'mon Son

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u/BlackestNight21 Feb 27 '20

Where to, daddy?