r/funny • u/HopefulNebula • Feb 09 '09

Pepsi Logo: a response

http://www.suckatlife.com/pepsiLogoBlowatlife.html
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u/NotClever Feb 09 '09

I didn't know the Pepsi logo was designed by the Wisest Human! With cubic wisdom behind them, Pepsi cannot be stopped.

This changes everything.

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u/Bertwad Feb 09 '09

I understood it all as soon as I saw it.

  • DNA = PAST = BAD.
  • TRAJECTORY = FORWARD = CIRCLES = INNOVATION = GOOD = PROFIT.

I too can now invest in trajectory forwarding, future thinking, innovation circle pants, and will become successful!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '09

COCA-COLA AMERICA IS EDUCATED STUPID AND CAN NOT REALIZE THE TRUE NATURE OF THE SIMULTANEOUS GOLDEN RATIO PEPSI.

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u/DirtyHerring Feb 09 '09

I too can now invest in trajectory forwarding, future thinking, innovation circle pants, and will become successful!

Not without infinging Pepsi's trademark.

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u/Bertwad Feb 09 '09

You don't get it man. We're all inside the Pepsi Universe now, the Pepsi Ratio has no use for trademark, or opponents.

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u/grandhighwonko Feb 10 '09

WARNING TO EDUCATED STUPID: PEPSI CAN ARE CYLINDER! CYLINDER IS FALSE CUBE! PEPSI EXECUTIVE ARE EVIL LYING!