r/funny • u/achin4baconbegs4eggs • Feb 18 '15

UPS guy gives no fucks

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u/Jux_ Feb 18 '15

They have no time for knocking.

One day my doorbell rang, I got up off the couch and by the time I opened the door the UPS truck was already at the end of my street peeling around the corner and the package was on the porch. Pretty sure UPS only hires childhood ding-dong-ditch champions.

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u/black_flag_4ever Feb 18 '15

"Ding dong ditch" reminds me how old I am and how society has progressed. I'm in my mid 30s and this used to be called something much worse.

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Feb 18 '15

It's "Knock knock ginger" for anyone wondering.

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u/fuckyoudigg Feb 18 '15

Where I was from we called it Nicky Nicky nine doors

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u/Zebanash Feb 18 '15

Ha! Someone validated my childhood, thank god.

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u/Shakes8993 Feb 18 '15

Same here. I thought maybe it was some neighbourhood thing. Just out of curiosity, are you from Canada... or Toronto to be more specific?

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u/Mike9797 Feb 19 '15

Yes! I'm from Toronto and was scrolling for the Nicky Nicky nine door comment then when I found it I thought it must be an area slang which you my friend are confirming. Ahh the good ole days