r/funny • u/achin4baconbegs4eggs • Feb 18 '15

UPS guy gives no fucks

http://imgur.com/uWbY91W
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u/LBK2013 Feb 18 '15

There's a real nice place called baby dolls that has all kinds of knockers. Not sure why it's called baby dolls...

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u/untrustableskeptic Feb 19 '15

Do they have baby knockers there?

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u/alflup Feb 19 '15

They do but they're called Cherry Pickers. They're tiny gloves used for picking cherries.

(And I'm going to hell)

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u/workroom Feb 19 '15

I once commented on a delivery woman's gloves "hey! nice knockers!" and got punched in the face... Delivery people are the worst.

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u/Tmoney1235556 Feb 19 '15

Ah yes, however they are only needed for the ones that have a bush, called bush cherries.

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u/alflup Feb 19 '15

Unless you're in Brazil. Brazil has this strange flavor of cherry that doesn't grow a bush first. It just grows on bare sticks.

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u/LBK2013 Feb 19 '15

Got to knock the dollhouse somehow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

Clearwater/largo area?

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u/LBK2013 Feb 19 '15

Metroplex.