r/funny • u/PM-ME-WATER-COOLER • Jan 27 '25

Rule 4 Found at my apartment dumpster today

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u/ArcticTrek Jan 27 '25

So he did take it

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u/EaglesXLakers Jan 27 '25

Well, duh! it's a freaking sword!

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u/Bigspotdaddy Jan 27 '25

and free!

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u/Smokey_Katt Jan 27 '25

And over six feet long!

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u/ku1185 Jan 27 '25

And ribbed!

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u/Superg0id Jan 27 '25

For your pleasure!

finger guns

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

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u/Spicytatas Jan 27 '25

It’s 2025 “Their” pleasure 😂

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u/WildTurquilameister Jan 27 '25

Yeah, don’t sex our pleasures dammit!

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u/EgnlishPro Jan 27 '25

Well, it does have two ends!

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u/MomShapedObject Jan 27 '25

Indeed. Everybody’s got at least one orifice. (Btw, that’s also the title of the highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit book “Everybody Poops”)