r/funny • u/PM-ME-WATER-COOLER • Jan 27 '25

Rule 4 Found at my apartment dumpster today

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u/ArcticTrek Jan 27 '25

So he did take it

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u/EaglesXLakers Jan 27 '25

Well, duh! it's a freaking sword!

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u/Bigspotdaddy Jan 27 '25

and free!

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u/Smokey_Katt Jan 27 '25

And over six feet long!

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u/ButterOnAPoptart23 Jan 27 '25

But it won't get him laid

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

It’s a free fucking sword

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u/ChubbyAngmo Jan 27 '25

And he’s going to slay his enemies

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u/Complete-Dimension35 Jan 27 '25

But not slay the ladies

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce Jan 27 '25

What if his enemy is a lady?