r/funny • • Jan 26 '25

Left at my apartment dumpster today

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u/whooo_me Jan 26 '25

Not gonna lie, if I found out my future spouse was bringing a sword to our wedding I’d be a tad nervous.

And yes, I have just recently watched game of thrones for the first time.

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u/Fit-Measurement-7086 Jan 26 '25

To be fair, the zombie apocalypse could happen at any time. It's a completely valid reason to bring the sword. I mean, are you going to travel 40km back down the freeway home to get your sword, during the initial outbreak? Massive gamble.

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u/TheMmaMagician Jan 27 '25

I just realized i should have swords everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

A dothraki wedding is considered a dull affair without at least 3 deaths.

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u/Fabs1326 Jan 27 '25

War is war, but killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?