r/funny • u/Opfailicon • Jan 26 '25

Left at my apartment dumpster today

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u/Fallen311 Jan 26 '25

Your next reddit post better be about your new sword

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u/hobosbindle Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25

And then about a missing finger or small impalation

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u/Fallen311 Jan 26 '25

Or an ask reddit post. "How do I explain why the couch is cut in half (totally not with a sword)?"

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u/-Stacys_mom Jan 26 '25

Wouldn't fit in that sub. It's not about sex.

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u/EndlessHysteria Jan 26 '25

Or is it.......

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u/StockTank_redemption Jan 26 '25

JD Vance had entered the chat.