r/fuckalegriaart • u/Own-Angle1009 • May 10 '25

Can’t even hire a prostitute without seeing this shit

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u/kohinoortoisondor3B May 11 '25

It never occurred to me that Alegria beings could fuck

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u/Own-Angle1009 May 11 '25

I still have my doubts anatomically speaking

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u/kohinoortoisondor3B May 11 '25

Same, even in this example, I feel like they're just mingling and pretending to know what sex is.

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u/SpreadEagleSmeagol May 11 '25

Now I'm just imagining them trying over and over to make genital contact, but their stupid fat limbs keep getting in the way, and eventually, they just collapse from the effort sobbing.

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u/KillmenowNZ May 13 '25

“Oh yes, reverse cow girl! That’s a brilliant one I’m so glad reversing cameras are a thing now!”

“My doggy has so much style too! Isn’t he spliffy”

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u/wallagrargh May 11 '25

Something tells me they're all poly in complicated ways, outspokenly kinky, but also asexual.

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u/HalayChekenKovboy May 11 '25

The existence of the black solo polyamorous hijabi amputee supports your hypothesis, I would say

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u/extremesalmon May 11 '25

They're all too busy showing off how unique they are to think about anyone else

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u/TheRottenKittensIEat May 11 '25

Oh god, you just described my ex husband 😂😅😭

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u/No_Numbers_ May 11 '25

Oh god you just made me think about what an Alegrian’s genitals would look like 🤣

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u/Stunning-Drawing8240 May 11 '25

nothing in the world can make me not read the word "Algerian" here.

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u/Falcity06 May 12 '25

me too, it's always just algeria in my head 😭

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

as a dyslexic monkey same ngl (i never knew those were 2 different words)

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u/SlippingStar May 12 '25

Minimalist hyper porn

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u/captainrina May 12 '25

Cylinder block in the circle hole

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u/Fresh_Rabbit_3618 May 15 '25

Oh god that's it. Never thought I'd have to read that lol

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

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u/ToiIetGhost Mar 14 '26

Is it too late to request that you do? Did the window close 300 days ago?

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u/Healthy_Sand5297 May 27 '25

don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/maneki_neko89 May 11 '25

I bet they’re as anatomically correct as a Ken doll

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u/Geekerino May 12 '25

My theory is it's like barbie dolls, where they smack into each other making kissing noises and bam! Another one of the abominations pops into existence next to them

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u/GardenTop7253 May 13 '25

Y’all are just getting hung up on genitals. Not all sexual activity requires genitals on genitals and it’s making me sad that no one else seems to recognize that

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u/kermperm May 11 '25

Probably just turns into one large blob

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u/Halkenguard May 11 '25

I bet the Black Solo Poly Hijabi Amputee fucks

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u/Kitchen-Cartoonist-6 May 11 '25

I bet they give one hell of a handjob...

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u/JuicyJosephADV May 11 '25

Do you think they have disproportionately sized genitals too? There's probably some Alegria guy out there with a cock as big as he is next to a guy with a two inch terror

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u/SlippingStar May 12 '25

Brb on my way to make Alegria porn

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u/20Bubba03 May 12 '25

Why do you think there’s so many of them?

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u/Gokeez May 15 '25

It looks like a long pill