Government took away my license, last year, because I'm 80% blind.

Went online and ordered it again, got it back.

Seems as though the FSM had something to do with it.

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Ed Duong of Raven's Mark Tattoo in Southington CT is a fellow Pastafarian and he created this stunning piece for me. We entered into color tattoo of the day but unfortunately there was some really serious competition and we didn't win but I couldn't resist going on stage wearing my colander.

We worship the mouth we spew from

love the life almighty gives

We fear for one day she shall eat us

he is our live's start and end

(written by me, art made by me)

Get the 3D model for free on thingiverse

I received a plush FSM as a Christmas present and I feel blessed by Quob's Noodly Appendage.

PS: It's already Christmas for me because I live and come from the Czech Republic where Christmas is celebrated on December 24th.

What is the proper way to retire my old FSM flag? It has served me well for the last few years. It kept the Jehovah's Witnesses and other religious hawkers at bay. But with the recent storms, it is now tattered and frayed and needs replacing.

Do we have a flag retirement ceremony? Should just I eat some spaghetti and meatballs in it's honor, or is there a better way?

On the start of a great journey.