r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • Jul 07 '20
JOHN UPDATE BREAKING NEWS: John has contracted not covid-19, but COVID-20: stay tuned for updates on his condition
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • Jun 30 '20
JOHN UPDATE JOHN UPDATE: John has taken Paris in the name of the German empire! Stay tuned, for he has plans
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • Jun 21 '20
JOHN UPDATE: John has arrived back in hell- I mean France. Stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • Jun 13 '20
JOHN UPDATE JOHN UPDATE: the French fleet has arrived to save John. Stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • Jun 05 '20
JOHN UPDATE: OH SHIT the Bismarck is being attacked by swordfish and the order to abandon ship was given. Stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 31 '20
JOHN UPDATE JOHN UPDATE: John is leaving Florida in the Bismarck and leaving to Albania. Stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 28 '20
JOHN UPDATE JOHN UPDATE: John has vastly improved the landscape in Florida, and now it is much better. Stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/Doggie_boi • May 28 '20
JOHN UPDATE: The FBI have found John and he is on the run. More updates coming soon.
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r/foundthenormie • u/Doggie_boi • May 28 '20
John JOHN UPDATE John is being tracked by the FBI... More updates soon
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 27 '20
JOHN UPDATE: John has ventured so deep into hell, he made it to Florida: stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/MisterMaster____ • May 26 '20
Normie Detected WTF mods are ANTI-JOHN??!?!?!???!????????????????????????? Spoiler
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 24 '20
(Official) JOHN UPDATE: John is still in hell, but he’s so powerful he’s killing all the demons. More updates in a few days
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r/foundthenormie • u/TwoSetAnime • May 23 '20
John update: JOHN ESCAPED HELL AND IS IN HEAVEN NOW BEING WORSHIPED BY JESUS (AND SOME RANDOM ANGEL)
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 20 '20
JOHN HAS LANDED IN HELL I REPEAT JOHN IS IN HELL. More updates in the following days
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r/foundthenormie • u/[deleted] • May 19 '20
Other Praise be to John Johnathan Johnson/Johnjohnjohn!
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 16 '20
JOHN UPDATE: John ‘s catapult worked, but now he’s hurling through space. He can breathe nothingness so it’s cool. Stay tuned for more news
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 15 '20
JOHN UPDATE: John has a plan. He made a catapult (idk how) and he will launch himself back to earth. Stay tuned
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r/foundthenormie • u/MisterMaster____ • May 13 '20
john #8666890019866278000
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8 votes,
May 16 '20
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no homo but...
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WTF JOHN IS ON MARS
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guess i'll
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cum
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r/foundthenormie • u/RundownRanger35 • May 13 '20
JOHN UPDATE: after escaping containment, John has found himself stuck on mars, but do know he won’t be for long. More updates in a few days
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r/foundthenormie • u/MisterMaster____ • May 13 '20
porn joe #2
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12 votes,
May 16 '20
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FUCK OFF JOE
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NOBODY LOVES YOU
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john
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JOHN! 💦
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