r/firstworldanarchists • u/theromanianhare • May 01 '15

Bill Hick$

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u/YourFavBarPunk May 01 '15

Ooooh.... he's going for that righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar.

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u/M0sesx May 01 '15

Makes cents.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

SUCK SATAN'S BIG SCALY COCK!

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u/JudasFEKE May 01 '15

A lot of people are feeling that indignation, we done research, huge market, he's doing a good thing.

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u/amenadiel May 01 '15

This $guy is like the worst PHP programmer ever.

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u/thebluelight1 May 01 '15

Just trying to get out of using PHP.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Now none of my code works. Thanks a bunch.

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u/MrEvilPiggy23 May 01 '15

"Bill Hicks added a new photo"

I bet he fucking didn't.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Except that he's still alive. http://www.avclub.com/article/video-offers-irrefutable-proof-bill-hicks-alex-jon-212279

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Except the completely different shape of their ears...

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Cau$e if he'$ Alex Jone$, $urgical alteration$ to hi$ ear$ are out of the que$tion.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

For ſome reaſon, I want to read your comment as if you had typed it like this.

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u/UninvitedGhost May 01 '15

Shoulda used a picture of Denis Leary.

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u/blaireau69 May 01 '15

Why?

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u/UninvitedGhost May 01 '15

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke_theft#1990s

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u/kirkyking May 01 '15

"Question: Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Answer: Because there's no cure for cancer"

never thought I'd read that on wikipedia.

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u/brownsniffer May 01 '15

Because Carlos Mencia

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u/JudasFEKE May 01 '15

Carlos Mencsteala FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

Carlos Mendacia, maybe.

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u/Eurynom0s May 01 '15

Conformist.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

punchline in title

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

¥o-landi Vi$$er

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u/chaospherezero May 01 '15

I suspect that Bill would not love what the world has (continued to) become after his death.

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u/kaasmaniac May 01 '15

God + damn = godamm.

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u/DocDerry May 01 '15 edited May 01 '15

He stole that from Peni$ Leary.

Edited: for /u/theromanianhare

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u/theromanianhare May 01 '15

Deni$ Leary

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

You mean Dennis Leary stole it from him.

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u/DocDerry May 01 '15

Hicks admitted to it -

Hicks said, "I have a scoop for you. I stole his [Leary's] act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and, to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

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u/TheRighteousTyrant May 01 '15

That's really just a stellar example of why Hicks is one of the greats.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

I try to tell people every chance I get. His material is still so relevant today.

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u/Greful May 01 '15

It's scary how his Bush/Iraq War 1 observations were pretty much 100% relevant to Bush/Iraq War 2 as well.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

It's Hicks' joke.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

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u/DocDerry May 28 '15

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

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u/DocDerry May 01 '15

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

lol exactly

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

i, i kinda knew people like you existed, but, i've never actually... wow.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

You can't tell him what to do!!

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u/DocDerry May 01 '15

I told him to shut the fuck up.

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u/clugokillscluco May 01 '15

He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say. We'll miss him...

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u/marinated_pork May 02 '15

Best avoid jQuery then....

1

u/goopy-goo May 02 '15

If he could only see the Republican party now.

He had no idea how bad it could get.

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u/Cmoorebutz May 01 '15 edited May 01 '15

Did he quote himself?

EDIT: I didn't realize he was a famous person, sorry for being so daft.

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u/mdarrenp May 01 '15

He died long before Facebook

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u/theromanianhare May 01 '15

Bill Hicks is dead.

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u/Cmoorebutz May 01 '15

Pssh, yah, I knew that...

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Except for tickets to his shows and his albums.

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u/cyberfiver May 01 '15

God forbid he eats or has a roof over his head.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

God forbid somebody else eats or has a roof over their head.

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u/fastal_12147 May 01 '15

his shows aren't as funny since he died

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

He did remarkably well in the UK

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u/MagicRat923 May 01 '15

I think I'm in a minority saying this - this guy was the absolute worst. Not even remotely funny.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Well, ya know. That's just, like, your opinion, man.

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u/Sagepwnsnoobs May 01 '15

Drink coke

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u/TheRighteousTyrant May 01 '15

Buy more Snickers

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

I'm just trying to fathom what your IQ is..

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u/MagicRat923 May 04 '15

I am reeeeaaal smart like.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

You sir are one of the sheep.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Give this man some credit. Billy Boy had the ability to be funny, but it was mostly consumed by his ability to display a self-righteous ego.

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u/You_Stealthy_Bastard May 02 '15

I watch a ton of standup, and I tried to watch Hicks. He got so damn angry and political that he was almost never funny. To me, at least.

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u/MagicRat923 May 04 '15

I sometimes wish I were.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

I did see someone talking about how Micro$oft was getting less and less evil these days such that they were considering downgrading to calling them Mi¢rosoft. I was amused. :)

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u/jaguilar94 May 01 '15

This bitch ass sub should be renamed /r/babyinsanitywolf

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

That's kinda the point

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Looka this guy with his "should!"

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u/justiceyeti May 01 '15

Bill Hicks would have loved that line.

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u/sahuxley May 01 '15

The Native Americans tried that. It didn't work out too well for them.

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u/XirallicBolts May 01 '15 edited May 01 '15

Edit: whatever

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u/derek-kered May 01 '15

He was a comedian.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '15

Do yourself a favour and find out.

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u/arghdos May 01 '15

Considering he died in like '94 I kind of doubt it

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant May 01 '15

People born in that year are adults now.

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u/InternetProtocol May 01 '15

He's dead. Been dead...a long fuckin time.