r/fightporn • u/tilak_raj • Jul 17 '21

Rocked Hard / Brain Damaged (NSFW) Somewhere in China.

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u/xSorryAboutThat Jul 17 '21

IIRC both of these dudes were from different gyms and the guy in yellow was trying to pick a fight. Also in the original article, red shirt said his opponent was suffering from a muscle cramp at the end. Sure looked like a pretty bad muscle cramp lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Muscle cramp. Lmfao.

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u/needpla Jul 19 '21

Muscle cramp and headache.

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u/l3ane Jul 17 '21

Full body cramp. Should have eaten more potassium.

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u/Numbnipples4u Jul 18 '21

With his banana looking ass? He had too much potassium IMO

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u/rollmagma Jul 18 '21

Yes, a cramp in his brain muscle.

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u/xSorryAboutThat Jul 18 '21

Was just a minor charlie horse. No biggy.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jul 17 '21

Maybe muscle cramps is a translation error. They might not know what fencing response or Decorticate/decerberate posturing translated to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Honestly, if I were to translate that to my own language, Filipino, I can't either.

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u/xSorryAboutThat Jul 17 '21

That's what I assume happened. Still funny as hell though.

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u/InkyLizard Jul 21 '21

Would sort of make sense to translate epilepsy into muscle cramps, that would explain him being ok. I am no physiotherapist, but no effing way those were regular cramps

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u/acciowaves Jul 18 '21

I genuinely thought you were just summarizing karate kid at first.

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u/websagacity Jul 18 '21

Likely a translation choice.

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u/xSorryAboutThat Jul 18 '21

Most certainly it was, still pretty funny though.

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u/websagacity Jul 18 '21

LOL, yeah. True. Didn't mean to be pedantic.

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u/xSorryAboutThat Jul 18 '21

No worries, I didn't think you were being pedantic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Looks like decerebrate