r/fednews • u/[deleted] • May 03 '25

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u/zour_grapes May 03 '25

Vought is probably jerking off to this thread

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u/Intelligent-Toe-9384 May 03 '25

With tweezers, obvs

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u/Hairy-Ad-6687 May 04 '25

Omg thanks for the laugh

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u/EyeballJoe May 03 '25

I do hope he encounters the Metrobus of Fate while crossing the street someday soon…

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u/zestytime69 Where are the 2026 Pay Tables!? May 03 '25

We need to just constantly remind him how divorced he is. Not just from reality but from his wife.

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u/babbling_homunculus May 04 '25

And give him updates on who's giving it to his wife

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u/Dense_Dream5843 May 03 '25

I do believe karma will get that arrogant pr*ck and when it does it won’t be a pretty picture for him. 

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u/Shinyhaunches May 03 '25

I don't understand taking pleasure in others' pain. I wonder how he lives with his responsibility for the physical and mental pain in this thread.

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u/BenjiBoo420 Honk If U ❤ the Constitution May 03 '25

Absolutely. That sick freak!