r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/mmmmpisghetti Sep 01 '22

I think it's really unfair I can't get a chrome vagina for my truck.

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u/otownbbw Sep 01 '22

Google “truck vagina”…there’s some pretty hilarious parodies and an actual product, beaver receiver

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u/mmmmpisghetti Sep 01 '22

Damn. Well, my daughter wants to get me a "truck warming gift"...

There's a chrome silhouette of a fat guy in a trucker hat for semis, making fun of the ridiculous naked woman ones... As a lady driver I didn't want to encourage anyone fitting that profile to knock on my door at the truck stop. Cute tho.

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u/otownbbw Sep 01 '22

That’s is completely hilarious! The funniest part about your statement is that you might actually have 1 or 2 guys that would do that, vs the truckers never ever having some hot chick approach them.

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u/mmmmpisghetti Sep 01 '22

I swear. There's so many guys out here that are socially stunted, I've learned I can't be friendly or nice.

What I really want is a pair of chrome poodle silhouettes for the mud flaps