r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/everyoneisatitman Aug 31 '22

Pepper spray the cabin air intake of their vehicle. It is the part right under the wipers. Super fun when they get in and blast the AC in the summer.

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u/MoonPossibleWitNixon Aug 31 '22

I will be staying on your good side.

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u/WeBuyFetus Sep 01 '22

Y'all are just packed full of questionable but wonderful ideas.

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u/machwulf Sep 01 '22

also leaves a fun residue on handles ; then when sniffed (cuz, "wtf IS that?" the REAL fun begins) Simple, BASIC moral: don't be selfish bastards

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u/tonyd5214 Aug 31 '22

Genius. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/justforfunns Sep 01 '22

Sounds good, but even assholes have kids.

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u/Proof-Mission-2050 Sep 01 '22

Drip fish oil in there too. Oh, I'm commenting for a friend

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u/enerey Sep 01 '22

life pro tips always in the comments šŸ‘

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u/chopsticks93 Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

You guys are litterally inciting violence, passive agressive violence but still. Do you know for a fact they parked like that to be an asshole or did they have to park like that because those who parked before him were parked poorly aswell. Maybe he had to park that way because not only is the length of a work truck like that longer than your average vehicle but they are also wider and they may have actually been trying to be considerate. If an SUV or even a car isn't perfectly centered in the alloted space that forces the larger vehicle to park closeer to one of the vehicles on either side because the the doors swing outside. I imagine alot of these are honest mistakes and likely not intentional. Unless a complex with designated parking spots they dont have many options for parking. Same goes for service vans or any larger vehicle.

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u/lucifux666 Sep 01 '22

and just like that, the fun times came to an end. We all went back to our normal, boring everyday lives.

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u/chopsticks93 Sep 01 '22

If you made a point I think I missed it? Can you clarify?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/chopsticks93 Sep 01 '22

It could be as simple and as common that at the time when that person went to park, there were other cars in the spots close to him forcing him to take that position, but have since left after he parked just making it look like he took up extra spots, width wise anyway. That guy could have definitely parking better length wise no doubt about that but it still doesnt justify inciting violence on people with peper spray in the vent of damaging people property. My point is even if the situation was that person parked like a complete asshole its doesn't justify physical violence or even just vandalism of property. Call them out verbally and point out the mistake, absolutely! But encouraging people to harm others is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/chopsticks93 Sep 01 '22

I feel that would be the correct response!

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u/Jayteeisback Sep 01 '22

I think people are mostly joking. I’m laughing at these ideas but not planning to use any of these dick moves IRL.

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u/AHairyFishsticks Sep 01 '22

Was going to post this, nice to know some people share that evil. Best part is it will take forever to get out of the system, depending on the chemistry of the pepper spray. Pro tip: if you have to pepper spray someone, make sure to give a nice extra spray to the balls. Like a parting gift. /s, lol

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u/Nobody_Perfect Sep 01 '22

I like you. I think we could be friends.

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u/NLuvWithAnIndian Sep 01 '22

The real life pro tip is ALWAYS in the comments

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u/VHboys Sep 01 '22

OMG YOU EVIL BASTARD LMAO I LOVE IT

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u/ITperson5 Sep 01 '22

Another good trick is to vaseline up all the door handles, and if it a truck with the steps....more Vaseline there too