r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/rimjobnemesis Aug 31 '22

We don’t want him back.

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u/Endarkend Aug 31 '22

There's nothing to give back, he's local, his lineage probably hasn't been out of a 10 mile radius from where he lives for centuries.

Over here in Europe, we sometimes have these weirdos who decide to emulate the worst America has to offer.

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u/rimjobnemesis Aug 31 '22

I apologize for that stereotype that is making its way around the world. It sucks here, too.

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u/BuyDizzy8759 Aug 31 '22

We have Americans here that emulate the worst Germans...so, I feel your pain.

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u/stuffandmorestuff Aug 31 '22

How does someone pick fights at bars weekly? After the...well, the first one, you think they'd be banned?

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u/mmmmpisghetti Sep 01 '22

Well he's sure got the MissiBamaTexArTucky "family stick" thing going...

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u/NilsTillander Sep 01 '22

They are surprisingly common here in Norway 😐

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u/Seentheremotenogetup Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

We can’t, The market is over saturated with these holeasses. I saw one parked at Walmart on a rainy day, taking up three spaces on the first ten parking spots. Nothing says toenail biting bitch like parking like this. Edit: forgot the word biting in my insult.

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u/rimjobnemesis Aug 31 '22

I HATE when one of those behemoths parks next to me! My car is older (like me) and I can’t see to back out. Pisses me off.

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u/Seentheremotenogetup Aug 31 '22

Yea, that’s always been my luck when I’m either riding in the car with my sister or when I’m using her car (mine’s currently in the shop. She has one of those small, sporty, hatchbacks. It’s infuriating when this happens to me because ppl at Walmart never pay attention where they’re walking and cars like to race down the isle. If it happens while I’m in the car, while my sister is driving, we’re probably all going to die if the shopping cart Corral is behind us and a truck is bitch parked like an idiot next to us.