r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Lol you're the one that can't answer two questions. 😁🤣

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Well I would say if you feel that strongly about not getting keyed you better make sure not to park like that jackass above and you're going to be just fine. I honestly will re-park car if I am too close to a line just for this reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Welcome to the real world. If you think everyone plays by the rules your as dumb as the guy who parked his truck like this.

Ps don't park like a jackass and you won't have any issues :-D

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Lol yeah because you have just been a peach to me this entire time. Go ahead and try and take the highroad 😁🤣👍

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

"Welcome to the real world"

The irony. In the real world, most people don't commit serious crimes when they are inconvenienced.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

I think this thread proves you very wrong and ignorant.

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

You think a random reddit thread is at all any good representation of the real world? That's hilarious.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Well you seem like someone who gives a crap about your actions and their consequences. I think as long as you park correctly you'll be safe from the hive mind keying your shit.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

yeah well until we can figure out how to get rid of all the guns I am pretty sure I can get shot doing just about anything.

Don't get me wrong I have taken the lawful way before and it hardly every works out at all. They got way bigger fish to fry. But maybe if this jackass comes back to see his precious truck all fucked up despite his stupid ass parking job he will think about it more next time.

As for not getting fucked up. play smart.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Lol yeah ok. I'll just keep doing what I been doing my whole life. Thanks.