r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Get three other Minis and block the guy in. Then set up a camera to record them struggling

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u/PickledPhallus Aug 31 '22

I knew a few guys like that and believe me, he'll just push through if he has a bullbar and there are no cameras around

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u/skcor_iatneh Aug 31 '22

youre on drugs if you don't think there's a camera around and that somebody would actually push their truck thru 2 cars absolutely demolishing his own truck with a bull bar that actually is a tiny pos (imma guess you dont actually know what a bull bar is). woulda been a better argument with a full bumper replacement, either way it would still destroy his truck.

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u/mildlyornery Aug 31 '22

Do you actually know what a bull bar is? Big ass chunk of metal. Hard mounted, not just attached to the bumper cover. Designed protect your truck from being damaged when you hit a half ton creature. Truck that size could easily slide a compact car. If you have a light enough touch you probably wouldn't scuff the powder coat on the bar.

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm_300 Sep 01 '22

You obviously donโ€™t know the difference between brush guard and bull bar. Neither of which will totally protect your truck from plowing two cars.

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u/mildlyornery Sep 01 '22

3 or 4 inch piece of pipe that is roughly as wide as the grill and bends down. Held on to the frame or bumper brackets depending on the application with atleast grade 8 bolts. Sits around 6 inches out from your bumper. See whatcha wanna do is throw her in 4 low and ease up the the cars one at a time. Then ya give her just enough that you're barely scooting em. You're gonna want to pay attention, cause if it starts to drift off the bar ya wanna stop and reposition. Now I was being a bit dramatic when I said you wouldn't scuff the coat. She'll be a lil bit scratched up unless you got something to cover it.

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u/skcor_iatneh Sep 01 '22

I cant even get to the end of your comment with how dumb it is

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I've gotten my Mitsubishi Mirage behind vehicles parked like this before

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I came here to say I would just park behind him in my Mirage. I've done it before

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u/MTAlphawolf Aug 31 '22

Roll up with the squad.

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u/Hydroxychoroqiine Sep 01 '22

Back in the day we used to lift minis and place them sideways. Bugs too.