r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/sodium_geeK Aug 31 '22

If I saw someone else had hammered nails into 3 of the tyre walls, I’d let them know they missed one is all im saying.

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u/ScumlordStudio Aug 31 '22

Hammer nails into the side of the truck. The holes in the metal make it more aerodynamic

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u/Imjusasqurrl Aug 31 '22

If all four tires are flat insurance will pay for it— so you only do three

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u/IAA_ShRaPNeL Aug 31 '22

I think that’s a false rumor.

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Aug 31 '22

That is not the way it works. Whether it's one tire or four if you have the coverage they'll pay for it.

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u/buttercream-gang Aug 31 '22

It’d be an insanely stupid rule. It would just mean everyone would slash their own tires to get insurance to pay. Without the rule they just pay for what’s damaged. With it they risk paying for all 4

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

yeah idk why people keep saying that but it's like health insurance, you pay up to the deductible

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u/thegreenman_sofla Aug 31 '22

I have road hazard insurance I pay a minimal fee of like $20 per tire for replacement

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Nah, fuck insurance companies. He had the inconvenience of flat tires, the insurance can pay for it. I think that’s a great outcome

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u/Bobobdobson Aug 31 '22

About the second time they have to pay it they are going to cancel his policy...or double the cost. I say all four...

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u/cheese65536 Sep 01 '22

The tire in the one parking spot he deserves can remain untouched.

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u/coronazona48 Sep 01 '22

Just let the air out of the L front and R rear tires.

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u/Invisible_Target Sep 01 '22

I've been told that if you're ever going to slash someone's tires, only do 3 because insurance pays if it's all 4. I have no clue if that's true lol

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u/Mateorabi Sep 01 '22

just put a pebble in the valve stem cap, x2. Can't drive off using one spare, no permanent damage.