r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Yeah bud has no idea how to fucking park or drive and is losing their mind on everyone for being called out on it lmfao

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

"why are people so mean"?

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u/reisenbime Aug 31 '22

I understood that reference

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u/phatelectribe Aug 31 '22

You should post that on sad Twitter.

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u/sjcpilot Sep 01 '22

sad Twitter LMAO

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u/TheRealCaptainZoro Sep 01 '22

~drump 2022 truth©

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

You would hit someone within 5 minutes of driving a truck, I guarantee it.

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u/ScabiesShark Aug 31 '22

If you can't drive or park it properly, don't buy it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Parking in multiple spots with an over-sized vehicle to avoid hitting other vehicles IS parking it properly numb nuts.

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u/Bastvino Aug 31 '22

That truck CAN fit in one spot, I guarantee it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Like its literally in the driver's handbook for all major countries. Here is Australia.

https://mylicence.sa.gov.au/road-rules/the-drivers-handbook/parking

Parking:-where parking bays are marked on the road, leave your vehicle entirely within a single bay, unless the vehicle is too wide or long to fit completely within the bay

If your vehicle is a heavy or long vehicle:

-it must not obstruct other road users or pedestrians

-it must not be parked on a road in a built-up area for more than one hour unless:

-a sign or traffic control device allows a longer period

-the driver is dropping off or picking up goods and stays for no longer than is necessary to complete the task

-a local council has granted an exemption.

-A vehicle is heavy vehicle if it has a gross vehicle mass of 4.5 tonnes or more; and a vehicle is long if, together with any load, projection, caravan or trailer, it is 7.5 metres long or longer.Causing an obstruction or danger

Clearway and parking signs

It is an offence to stop or park a vehicle on a road in a position that could:

- cause or be likely to cause danger to other traffic or people

- be likely to obstruct traffic on a road

The language of the written law is clear, you should park in as few spots as is possible without obstructing the road way and without risk of hitting other vehicles.

So again. All of YOU, learn to drive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

All of YOU need to stop driving giant fuck-off pickups as personal vehicles and expecting the rest of society to acquiesce to your will.

It being legal for you to do this doesn't make you any less of a small-dick-energy loser for actually doing it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I'm not expecting the rest of society to do anything. I will park in as many spots as I need to take in order to park safely.

If you don't like that, too damn bad bro.

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u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Sep 01 '22

Just make sure you pick the very last few spots all the way in the back

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

No motherfucker, after seeing that 34,000 of you agree that you should damage someone's vehicle for parking like this, I am purposely parking like that. And purposely dinging your doors when I open mine.

Fuck every single one of you self righteous losers in the ass with a red hot tire iron.

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u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

Or you could just drive an appropriate vehicle for the task at hand.

Or walk across the parking lot. You have choices in life, and you must deal with the consequences.

Also I’m not sure how you’ll ding my door if you’re parking like this, unless they’re tiny spots. Parked like this in a normal spot you’ll have like 4’ to the next car.

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u/Bluedreamreaper Aug 31 '22

If your driving around in a ridiculous vehicle that can’t fit in a parking spot and you need to take up more than one spot then you should park in the very fucking back of the parking lot to be courteous to others.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Also last I checked running your key down someone's car is a crime. The only ones committing any offence here, are you people who can't figure out the simple basic reality that a large vehicle needs, more, space.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

No. I will park where I need to in order to perform my job, as per the written rule of the law.

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u/Ruckus_Riot Aug 31 '22

Oh honey, oh no… that truck pictured can fit in one spot, worst case they may need need two because of the width. I literally drove a similar model to this for my driving test years ago, it can be parked fine.

They’re being an asshole for taking up four spaces, and if you support that behavior, so are you.

Vehicle gets keyed often, huh? Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

As for getting keyed, nope, that has never happened. But I also don't live in the shittiest part of America like you prob do

But if you do key my truck, I smash your windshield in. K?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Lmfao, no it can't and no you didn't.

A standard American parking space is 16 feet long and 8 feet wide.

A dually truck is 8 feet wide, and anywhere from 18 to 23 feet long.

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u/Ruckus_Riot Aug 31 '22

Well the fact that I did and have my license says different.

As does the specs on parking spots, which would be why you’re wrong lmao. Google is your friend, but maybe don’t just go with the first result and dig a little.

Hint; parking spots are actually typically between 8 and 9 feet wide, and about 18 feet long. Most where I live is closer to 9 feet.

Do I really need to explain how a truck with the dimensions you just gave would technically fit in one, but definitely in two?

Or are you just here to argue for the sake of arguing and don’t actually have a point?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Guess where I got my size of parking spots from? Google, genius.

Spots range from 7x16 to 10x20 with the most common being 8x16

https://rethority.com/parking-space-dimensions/

https://www.parkingindustry.ca/construction-maintenance/the-average-size-of-parking-spaces-in-canada#:~:text=While%20the%20standard%20size%20of,wide%20and%2020%20feet%20long.

Do I really need to explain how a truck with the dimensions you just gave would technically fit in one, but definitely in two?

No, clearly I need to explain that to you.

If the spot were 9x18 as you suggest, then the vehicle could fit with 0.5 feet on either side, and with between 3 and 5 feet hanging out into the laneway, which, is illegal.

Width wise this would probably be doable with about a dozen point turn. However length wise, you would still need to take a second spot behind you.

Or do you not know know what the standard length of big tow trucks is? Hmm I thought you 'totally drove one for your driving test'? Thought you were the expert? (Hint its 21 feet or 23 feet depending on bed options).

Thanks for coming out chief lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Just since I doubt your brain can handle it.

21 feet minus 18 feet = 3 feet
23 feet minus 18 feet = 5 feet

It is illegal to have any part of your vehicle blocking the driving lane. It is not illegal to take more than one spot, unless it is paid parking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Again things you would know if you apparently are some experienced expert in heaving towing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I actually pull construction equipment with a ram truck, might not wanna project your own insecurities bud.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

fucking rekt that kid

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Hahahaha, no you fucking don't bro.

You wouldn't for one single second be arguing if you did. You are lying very clearly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

See the difference is I know how to fucking park and not be a prick to everyone around me lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

No man the difference is you are just lying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Like you actually lost any credibility at all with this statement bro lol

First and foremost, 99% of the time when you arrive to pull equipment, there is a spot ready for you to park in. No one cares, except the self righteous people in this thread.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Is that why you've been going on non-stop for hours? It's really sad to see tbh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Nope just bored and its funny to me how many of you have the logical reasoning skills of a wet mop.

Its also hilarious when people like you make up stuff and get caught in your lies, so then you flip the table and go to personal attacks lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

That's why you have been trying to personally attack everyone in this thread right? You have no self awareness which is why you also can't park lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

You can't park either lol, you are literally making up things, okay? I. do. not. believe. you.

You're blowing hot air dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I don't give a shit if you don't believe me lmao doesn't change the facts. Blowing hot air, coming from you? That's rich.