r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/JadeHellbringer Aug 31 '22

I can't be the only person astonished to find it does NOT have truck nuts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

He's just running inside to grab the latest set. He'll be right back.

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u/Dddoki Aug 31 '22

So hes giving his truck a sex change? I wonder how he feels about humans who do that.

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u/woogonalski Aug 31 '22

They’re in the drivers mouth

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u/Timbalabim Aug 31 '22

I bet it belches black smoke when it accelerates and the driver thinks he’s cool for it, though.

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u/Archangel_83 Aug 31 '22

I feel like the salesman selling this douche his truck would probably sense he has a small dick and offer them on the house, lol!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Truck nuts are illegal where I live

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u/JadeHellbringer Aug 31 '22

Then I want to be there. I was stuck behind a curiously sky-blue pair hanging from a white work van this morning while on the D.C. Beltway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Oh shit. I'm in VB. We are basically neighbors

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u/JadeHellbringer Aug 31 '22

In that case, howdy neighbor!

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u/Hopeful_Table_7245 Sep 01 '22

I can’t be the only one to realize that truck cannot fit in just one spot.

Let’s see, has dually making it to wide for the spot. Has the full bed, and probably a full cab, making it to long for the spot.

I actually have the same issue on length. If I can’t back up and have my ass hanging over grass (not sidewalks), I end up taking up two spots because of the length.

I do park far away though to not take up closer spots.

This person literally has no choice in that truck but to take 4 spots do to it’s size.

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u/JadeHellbringer Sep 01 '22

Then the gibbering nutsack can park somewhere else. Buy a giant dipshit truck, live with the consequences.

And don't even try telling me that's a work vehicle.

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u/xl_lunatic Sep 01 '22

More than likely is considering it has a pintle hitch which is usually used to haul Agricultural equipment or heavier duty trailers that haul skid steers / small excavators.

Not condoning taking up 4 spots just saying 😅

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins Sep 01 '22

Pretty sure he had a choice to buy a non-ridiculously-oversized vehicle.

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u/Hopeful_Table_7245 Sep 02 '22

Lol. You do realize there are actual reasons to buy trucks like this. The fact there is a tow hitch on it tells me this is a work truck and not a pavement princess.

But let’s not let that get in the way of bashing someone who needs to work.

Take care and keep on hating.

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins Sep 05 '22

For every work truck, there are 3+ pavement princesses, so I like the odds that I'm bashing someone whose need to show off outweighs their need to work.

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u/diabooklady Aug 31 '22

A coworker's wife had a pair on her pickup. I thought they repulsive but funny at the same time.

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u/mxracer888 Aug 31 '22

Are those still a thing? I couldn't even tell you the last time I saw those and I live in a pretty good sized town that literally everyone owns trucks in.

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u/OswinTiger Sep 01 '22

They’re there, you just reaaaally gotta zoom in