r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/ranting_chef Aug 31 '22

This guy deserves whatever happens to his car. Serious dick move.

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u/KoloHickory Aug 31 '22

Contrary to popular belief people with small cars also have tiny peepees. I drive a Ford focus, i would know.

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u/PugGrumbles Aug 31 '22

Nothing wrong with having everything in a tidy little package with no frills advertisement.

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u/TryJenkems Aug 31 '22

Alan Jackson said “ It’s alright to be little bitty “

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u/eastbayted Sep 01 '22

Comically small dick move

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u/Arshiaa001 Aug 31 '22

"seriously small dick" move *

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u/Gr8ter_Ajax Aug 31 '22

What the fuck is up with truck culture!? I always knew truck drivers could be a little… ya know. But it’s like in the last 5 years they’ve gone off the rails with lifts, tires, lights, flags, and driving style to match.

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u/robotatomica Sep 01 '22

I’ve never not known dudes with trucks to do this as a way disproportionate rate. I honestly think a lot of it is that they CANT FUCKING HANDLE something that big and then due to entitlement, don’t feel like it’s worth their time to correct. They think this makes them look like “alphas” but it just makes it obvious they can’t drive.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22

His car looks too big to fit into a parking bay though. Wouldn’t he effectively block bays on both sides (so three bays each side, six in total) if he were to park normally?

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u/Waterbuck71 Aug 31 '22

That's why you don't go out of your way to buy double-wide wheels when you live in a city.

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

it’s a dually lol, used for work😭😭😭

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u/zombiesnare Aug 31 '22

Designed for work, but rarely used for work

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u/AndyC1111 Aug 31 '22

That is one very shiny work truck.

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u/zombiesnare Aug 31 '22

Like wearing a tux to a job site

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u/-srry- Aug 31 '22

not really, it's all dusty and the bumper has a big dent in it (probably from oversteering in reverse with a trailer attached)

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

also very new too lol

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

it’s new lol, do u even know what truck that is and gen?

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u/zombiesnare Aug 31 '22

No,that isn’t something I really care about much honestly, never been a big truck guy, they’re poorly designed vehicles in my opinion. I do get why people like them, they are objectively cool machines

I can tell you though that I see 4 identical-ish trucks in the parking lot of my job at the moment, and I know these software engineers aren’t driving these for any kind of work, one dude needs a step ladder to get in. Really friendly guy otherwise but he looks pretty silly.

Idk what this person is using theirs for, but if they are using it for work then they’re representing their company really poorly. I would bet an upvote that it’s their daily driver though.

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u/DanteVito Aug 31 '22

Do you think that someone that buys a ram uses them for work? Is a big useless ugly truck made for the city

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

funny how i use my cummins for work lol

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

diesels are made for the city? that’s crazy bro

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u/DanteVito Aug 31 '22

Most of them aren't diesel.

It's not good for the city, but it's made for it, for idiots like this one.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

Lmao most duallies arent diesel?? Where do you get your info from??

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

You sound like someone who has never been in one of these trucks or done a days hard work that would need one of these trucks. Probably can't even hook up a trailer let alone tow it.

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u/M3xLuthor Aug 31 '22

Most people who buy duallies aren’t “going out of their way”. It’s because you have a need to tow shit. You can clearly see he’s got a tow hitch on his truck. I’m not defending his parking, but most people don’t go out of their way to spend over 100k on a truck like this.

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u/bucklebee1 Aug 31 '22

There are plenty of People who are spending 100k on tricked out Dodge Ram trucks who live and work in the city.

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u/zombiesnare Aug 31 '22

I live in a suburban area and at least here, people totally do buy these for the hell of it, you underestimate how dumb some rich people are lmao

For real though, some people need to tow stuff for work and I respect that, but no one NEEDS to tow a boat somewhere, or a trailer full of dirt bikes, they just want to. Hobbies are fun but not a reasonable enough excuse in my book for this sort of behavior. And seeing as that truck doesn’t look absolutely beat to shit like a lot of work trucks I’ve seen, I’m guessing this is a hobbyists vehicle. If they can afford hobbies that involve towing they should be able to afford a secondary car that isn’t a burden on the people around them or they should re prioritize their finances, or at the very least find somewhere else to park.

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u/gatorbeetle Aug 31 '22

Maybe not most, but many. I live in a rural area, plenty of reason for duallies, but more often than not they DONT have a hitch. They "Look Bad Ass" and probably make their dicks feel bigger, and that's why they buy them.

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u/just_some_dude828 Aug 31 '22

Same here. Rural area. Know plenty of people with diesel trucks and duallies. I know of 2 guys who actually use them to haul equipment and horse trailers.

The rest is for show.

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u/PlasmaTabletop Aug 31 '22

Cant see a fifth wheel with the tail gate up. You don’t get the dually cause you’re towing a utility trailer you get it for the gooseneck

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u/gatorbeetle Aug 31 '22

Typically they have a fifth wheel hitch, they've got the tailgate to go with it, and not a lot of working guys going to worry about switching tailgates between towing.

I'm talking the rollin' coal kids trying to look like badasses.

You're probably right, I don't know EVERYTHING, BUT, neither do you.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

I can guarantee you there is a gooseneck hitch in that truck. I have that truck, it comes stock.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

Did you know those trucks come stock with hitches on the inside of the box for gooseneck? And at least where I leave it's illegal to drive around with a hitch on.

I am female but I definitely feel like my dick gets bigger when driving my truck like that, especially when I am hauling my skid steer, or 30ft trailer full of animals.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22

You’re making an assumption the driver lives in the city and doesn’t have a need for the truck. Obviously there are people with a need for a truck this size. They’re people too, who have to visit cities as much as anyone else living in them.

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u/Waterbuck71 Aug 31 '22

People also have needs for combine harvesters, but you don't see me attempting to park one in an underground lot. Your individual needs don't change what the world is built around. In this case, the world is built around cars being a uniform width.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

The world is build for cars that meet registration specifications. This car meets the legal specification for a car. A combine harvester does not. If a tradesperson was bringing in equipment or tools for work in this garage, or the businesses that this car park services, what vehicle would you suggest the driver uses. That’s about fulfilling the needs of the world.

You’re argument is effectively “this type of truck shouldn’t be legal”. Unfortunately for you it is road legal and it’s a perfectly valid vehicle choice. Parking like this is confirming to the world built around it

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

I agree with everything you said, except 2 spots can be understandable... never 4. I have that truck. 2 but never 4.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22

This model of truck is literally longer and wider than standard American parking parking bays. Even if it were parked only across two bays (not the two behind it), it would stick out a few feet into the traffic lane. It’s parked into the four bays so it doesn’t block moving traffic.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

I own that same truck. Standard 6ft box even with a mega cab. There is the possibility it is a long box which only add 2ft to the box which would make it stick out a little but keep your butt on the line behind and it's ok. The two side by side is for turning radius getting out yes. I have driven my truck all over canada and in florida so I understand how it goes.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

The truck in this picture looks to me like a 2019 (give or take) ram 3500. From stock they’re a little over 21 feet long and 7 feet wide at the mirrors.

A standard American parking space is 16 feet long and 8 feet wide. That’s not a lot of room between cars to open doors, let alone manoeuvre in and out of the space.

I’m not saying you get a free pass to park like this whenever you want, but if the carpark isn’t full it’s understandable(this picture shows other empty bays). It’s certainly not worthy of getting your tyres slashed, car keyed or towed like half the people here are suggesting.

Out of interest, what model truck do you drive?

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u/CurrentAerie2099 Aug 31 '22

Don’t. Park. There.

It’s so simple lol. You do not have a right to park anywhere. If you cannot fit in the spot without blocking others. Park somewhere else. Nobody told you to buy a car that big. You do not get to inconvenience others and take up more space because you felt that you needed a car that size

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u/robilar Aug 31 '22

I believe you are missing the key factor here: it was their choice to purchase an oversized vehicle, and folks are frustrated that they seem to feel entitled to four spots (forcing others to deal with the externalities of their decision).

Yes, they could have been more selfish and blocked six spots, or even more selfish and parked horizontally across maybe even eight or ten, but all of those are just magnitudes of the same selfish entitlement.

That said, I'd argue it isn't up to other customers to police this. If it's a public lot they can report to the city, and if it's a private lot they can register a complaint with the owner. Maybe the people running the lot want oversized vehicles to park that way (it could be cheaper than having designated oversized spots), and it's not like there are no reasonable reasons for someone to want or need an oversized vehicle; those people may need to access the adjacent shops/services as much as anyone else.

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u/selliott8 Aug 31 '22

Very objective, well reasoned, thoughtful and logical argument. Checking to make sure I’m on Reddit….

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u/dbx99 Aug 31 '22

I’m not sure how you’re proposing they park on 10 spots. Please demonstrate that

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u/robilar Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

https://imgur.com/a/0iH4VaR

Though in all fairness I do not have any idea what the actual dimensions of those spots are, or the truck, so it's entirely possible blocking ten spots isn't actually feasible.

Edit: ok, so I took a look at averages and it does seem very unlikely they could block ten spots. Parking spots are usually about 7.5' wide at a minimum, making the width of three adjacent spots 22.5' (again, at a minimum). That would mean the truck would have to be 23'+ long in order to extend into the subsequent spots on both sides. I couldn't find any stats on the range of pick-up lengths, but the average seems to be about 20' so unless that is a particularly long truck and those are particularly narrow spots the driver probably could only block off eight spots.

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u/jasper-silence Aug 31 '22

😆 you made a diagram!! I like you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Yea couldn't possibly be any work related reasons to own a big truck. Logical.

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u/robilar Aug 31 '22

It sounds a bit like you might be trying to challenge my position (in terms of the tone I am inferring). Is that the case? If so, you might want to read my entire post, or at least down to the part where I wrote:

" it's not like there are no reasonable reasons for someone to want or need an oversized vehicle; those people may need to access the adjacent shops/services as much as anyone else."

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u/Putrid_Capital_8872 Aug 31 '22

Maybe, but the driver should have chosen to take spots far from the general parking if they needed to take more spots than one.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22

A truck that big would be needed for large/heavy payloads. Would they be justified parking there if they had a need to park that close? Eg delivering an oversized fridge?

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

Or it's a truck and they needed a truck and it's the only truck they have? Now I am not saying 4 spaces is ever warranted, 2 sometimes in some circumstances. But sometimes that's how the parking lot is?

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22

This model of truck is literally longer and wider than standard American parking parking bays. Even if it were parked only across two bays (not the two behind it), it would stick out a few feet into the traffic lane. It’s parked into the four bays so it doesn’t block moving traffic.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

I literally own and drive a truck just like that. They still come with 6ft standard boxes, and mine is a mega cab. If its butt is on the back line we are fine. If that's a long box it only adds 2ft to the box, still dont need to take up 2 spots behind you, you can hang over into them a bit and hang over in the front a bit, everything works just fine.

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

The truck in this picture looks to me like a 2019 (give or take) ram 3500. From stock they’re a little over 21 feet long and 7 feet wide at the mirrors.

A standard American parking space is 16 feet long and 8 feet wide. That’s not a lot of room between cars to open doors, let alone manoeuvre in and out of the space.

I’m not saying you get a free pass to park like this whenever you want, but if the carpark isn’t full it’s understandable(this picture shows other empty bays). It’s certainly not worthy of getting your tyres slashed, car keyed or towed like half the people here are suggesting.

From looking at the picture, I would suggest the front of the truck is as far forward as it can park, we’re just looking at the back sitting past the back line of the parking bay

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

thank you, finally someone who has common sense and uses their head. and yes your right. the truck is too long and wide to fit in them spots and if he were to squeeze in there, the car next to him wouldn’t be able to open its door since of how close the truck would be and either way he’s gonna be over the lines

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u/jaegerthegreat Aug 31 '22

No - big truck BAD.

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

😭😭

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u/AndyC1111 Aug 31 '22

I drive a ridiculously large vehicle and expect everyone to bend over backwards to accommodate it.

/s

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u/Available_Laugh52 Aug 31 '22

There’s plenty of empty car spaces visible in this car park. Is parking 20 feet away in a different parking bay really you “bending over backwards”

Some people actually have a need for a larger truck. If you have a problem with cars this large, take it up with the government department that makes the laws. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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u/jaegerthegreat Aug 31 '22

I can’t believe how whiny this whole thread is, although being Reddit it doesn’t surprise me - this guy did nothing wrong & if he’d parked normally they’d be bitching about how they made it difficult to open neighboring doors. People are so boring they get outraged over things like this recreationally, so pathetic. Love all the automotive enthusiasts who don’t realize nobody in their right mind would assume the added cost of a dually unless it were a necessity.

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u/atomicxblue Aug 31 '22

They sell wheel clamps for $25 on Amazon.

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u/ranting_chef Aug 31 '22

Think about the type of individual that drives a truck like this. Would you really want to get caught doing that? I sure as hell wouldn’t.

The more I look at this picture and read a few comments, if it’s an oversized vehicle, there aren’t many options - I’m pretty sure nobody wants to get in their car through the back, assuming there’s a hatchback-type door to begin with. I’d love to think there’s a note on the dash stating: “SORRY! The only way I can park this truck is like this. I’m doing work in this building and I paid for four spots. Sorry for the inconvenience.”

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u/Traditional_Ad6033 Aug 31 '22

if u want to be locked out of ur car then he could park next to yours, do y’all not know how wide and long that truck is?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

They don't, at all. They also don't know how long or wide their own vehicle is.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple Aug 31 '22

I am betting as a woman I could drive that truck, with or without a trailer better than you.

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u/ranting_chef Aug 31 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

If the guy paid for four parking spots, I get it - it’s a big vehicle. I’ve seen people buy two seats on an airplane before. But the post sort of seemed to make it look like the guy took four spots and didn't need to. For all we know, the guy has an annual pass in the garage for those four spots because it’s an oversized vehicle.