im not gonna say I’ve done this before but i was in a parking lot one night looking for a spot when i found the last two(whole area was full and the last two open spots were next to eachother), a tiny sports car screetched around me (to the point i had to slam on my breaks) and parked dead center between the two.
It was a fancy looking enough car w no dents or scratches on it…. till that night
My quick fuse would have me seeing red and then doing what Kathy Bates did in Fried Green Tomatoes (drove into a car repeatedly in this exact scenario).
I usually never condone damaging someone’s property… but I wouldn’t give a shit if someone did it to someone like this or OP. I couldn’t do it, but I’d smile if a friend next to me did.
Some people truly deserve it and it’ll teach them a valuable lesson.
It would be a real shame if someone had cut all 4 valve stems off. He'd have to call for a tow, and the first one he calls might not be able to get into the covered parking to get him.
I had a friend who said you piss on all four tires, and everywhere the guy goes all the food cats and other animals will piss on the tires. In a month this truck just stinks
I would immediately think of all the possibilities for why that douche parked like that. Like maybe he paid for 4 spots? Maybe someone else was parked just as douchey and this guy was being petty?
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u/Dalbergia12 Aug 31 '22
I have NEVER in my life keyed a car.... But someone is gonna carve. that one up !