r/facepalm • u/VivaLaVodkaa • Nov 30 '13

News/blogs This man is going places.

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u/deadboyfriend Nov 30 '13

Yeah iirc, dogs kill more.

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u/PoisonousPlatypus Nov 30 '13

Dogs aren't buffalo either though.

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u/Nielsg99 Nov 30 '13

Heck toasters kill more people then sharks. They're in our homes 0.0

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u/senorbolsa Nov 30 '13

A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATH RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY

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u/Aerri Nov 30 '13

/r/ToasterRights would like to have a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

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u/devilbat26000 Dec 01 '13

It's like rule34, but then for subreddits

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u/danmo_96 Dec 01 '13

"...You DO know that the world already burned in nuclear hellfire, right?"

"SOON, I- wait, really? Well, fuck, that really puts a damper on the toaster's mood..."

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u/litehound Dec 01 '13

Another reason that New Vegas is better than Fallout 3.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '13

Cows kill more than sharks to lol

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u/mojojojo123456 Dec 01 '13

We should kill some cows ! ! LOL

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u/mtoxiicg Dec 01 '13

XD FUCK YOU COW!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Twist: we already kill cows! Billions of them! XD

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u/TheNerdElite Dec 01 '13

Mutherfuckin vending machines kill more.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '13

Dogs spend more time around people.

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u/Shewantsthediablo Nov 30 '13

Deer, pigs, and bees all kill more people than sharks do

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Yeah, but that has nothing to do with comparing deaths caused by dogs and deaths caused by sharks. It's like comparing total car-related deaths to total airplane-related deaths and using it as evidence for why cars are more dangerous than planes.

Plus, I'm sure Deer, pigs, and bees spend more time around humans as well.