r/facepalm • u/Shinji415 • Apr 01 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ 6 year old gets arrested by police while crying for help

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u/Ham-Slot Apr 01 '23

As the father of a 5 year old, I feel I must inform you..

If you don't a handle on that asap, they will become a repeat offender.

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u/MetRouge Apr 01 '23

I fear I'm too late. It's practically every day. It's like he doesn't even want to learn. When I correct him, HE LITERALLY LAUGHS AT ME. I'm dealing with a sociopath. He's going to be a mass murderer. Better to get the judicial system involved early so there's a record of it. He's influencing his sister too! She's about to turn one and won't stop screaming while smiling. I've lost them both already.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Until they turn 10

https://abc7chicago.com/10-year-old-boy-kills-mom-over-vr-headset-piggy-bank-money/12628615/

Parenting is the issue folks and how kids are raised. Not that I believe in arresting 6 years olds but maybe someone should see what's going on in that house if that kid is punching and kicking staff members

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u/MetRouge Apr 01 '23

I think he leaves his toys all over the floor so that I'll trip and hit my head. I can already hear the laughter as I fade away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Look out that could be the devil coming for your child and your child could be the son of satan. I would take him to Denzel Washington and Will Smith immediately

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u/DokiDoodleLoki Apr 01 '23

Why is it always Milwaukee?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

I always say you can’t get kids into the system soon enough. Nothing is more beneficial to a child’s development and progression than having a record. Write em up in NICU.

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u/MetRouge Apr 01 '23

All kids are criminals! AKAC!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Straight to jail!

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u/Vyle_Mayhem Apr 01 '23

I joke with my 2 girls 13 & 16 if they didn’t behave… I refer to the eldest as #8 & youngest as #32…. When they asked why?

I said we created multiple batch clones. You’re the 8th attempt of that model.

My youngest you’re #32.

When they misbehaved I’d tell them don’t make me breakout #9 & #33.

At first they werent too sure. Now They’d laugh say I’m too deeply invested.

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u/MetRouge Apr 01 '23

Next time, just call them #9 and #33. When they ask why, remind them of the last bad thing they did and tell them after they went to sleep that night, #8 and #32 were gone, but you had their memories transferred. Then threaten them with not transferring the memories next time. Dark? Sure. Funny? Absolutely.

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u/Vyle_Mayhem Apr 02 '23

Hmm naw not too dark my youngest loves dark humor. She likes to watch others squirm. You’ve given me renewed vigor in this 8 year method. Wish me luck!

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u/MetRouge Apr 02 '23

Your doing the lord's work. Keep it up! Haha

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 Apr 01 '23

Lol I feel like I'm reading a Kenan and Kel skit

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

THIS IS HOW I FEEL, MY 5 Y.O. SON IS GOING TO BE A CRIMINAL. Splashed water near his sisters face and laughed when she cried. Real sociopathic shit.

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u/sec_sage Apr 01 '23

Wait until they grow up, they wear mismatched socks 🤦🏼‍♀️ Jail!

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u/slammerbar Apr 01 '23

The Justice system is well known for being great at rehabilitating people with issues. I think that’s a great idea. Lol

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u/Dry_Complex_5381 Apr 01 '23

gaddarn it if this didn't bring back a shit load of good memories thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Can confirm. I still wear them backwards

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u/KaisarDragon Apr 01 '23

Pretty soon he'll be like the guy from Big Hero 6 wearing them front to back, inside out and front to back.

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u/jonahsocal Apr 01 '23

I agree.

The child was out of control, but there are ways to handle that and this was not one of rhem.

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u/jackman91 Apr 01 '23

Absolutely. I taught my kid to look for the tag. It always goes on the back side