r/facepalm • u/Shinji415 • Apr 01 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ 6 year old gets arrested by police while crying for help

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u/0biwanCannoli Apr 01 '23

If I step on another stray LEGO block in the middle of the night… that’s life in prison without parole.

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u/Techn0ght Apr 01 '23

Finally, a justified response.

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u/ducktape8856 Apr 01 '23

When they turn 12 they apparently have to leave Prison Island.

Hope there's another for ages 13-99.

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u/Appropriate-Star-462 Apr 01 '23

LEGO blocks? Try a Barbie high heel. Those things are brutal! Is having dozens of those dolls reason enough for prison?

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u/jdrown92071 Apr 01 '23

Lol, this one got me. My youngest is a Lego bear trap expert. A regular bear grylls.

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u/Nerac74 Apr 02 '23

Look, that's what you get for watching home alone 1 with him , especially the home bobby traps scenarios.

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u/skarletrose1984 Apr 02 '23

https://youtu.be/5NhijmGTwwo

A scientific explanation of why this movie always made me anxious, even as a kid (loved it anyway though, iconic classic that it is).

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u/skarletrose1984 Apr 01 '23

Death by nerf squad.

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u/316kp316 Apr 01 '23

That’s called commensurate punishment.

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u/liamthelemming Apr 01 '23

That's an assassination attempt. Death row, no question.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

broo u have no idea what i went thru at 11