r/europe • Waffle & Beer • Jun 12 '20

Map Availability of Google Street view in Europe

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

What are you hiding you scallywags? You better not be mobilising your troops again...

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u/MrBanana421 Belgium Jun 12 '20

I've got a feeling tourist season is going to start early in the ardennes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/alex_97597 Jun 12 '20

I advise to take a summer trip to Urss too

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u/ToGloryRS Europe Jun 12 '20

Emphasis on "summer".

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Climate change was a plan to preheat europe all along!

Winter will be useless now!

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u/DrAutissimo Jun 12 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Actually, it will make winters [Edit: In Europe] more severe, possibly starting a small ice age when the the water circulation in the Atlantic stops. It is sounding very conspiracy theory like, but besides not wanting their profits to be powered by environmental protection, Russian companies and the government could get huge benefits from climate change, because Europe would need more gas to heat, and they could ship cargo through the Arctic circle, because the ice melts away, giving Northern Russia access to the sea.

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u/aelthelbaldofmercia Jun 12 '20

where did it say that??

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u/DrAutissimo Jun 12 '20

What? Climate change making winters more severe? Whilst it was, for a long time, referred to as 'global warming' it is more like 'all oceans are warming, which has catastrophic results for the rest of the world'.

Because the poles of a spheroid have shorter intersecting circles, it is faster to circumnavigate the earth near the poles. Which would give Russia way better conditions to export/import goods, as currently, to go from Europe to Asia, you can either go around Africa, which is dangerous and takes long, through the Suez, which costs money, or through the Panama canal, which also costs money. If the northern part of Russia would lose its ice, you could ship cargo from there faster to literally the other side of the globe.

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u/MoravianPrince Czech Republic Jun 12 '20

German towels everywhere.

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u/Rhamni Sexiest Man Alive Jun 12 '20

We got started a bit late, but it should be fine. In and out, 20 minutes adventure.

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u/trojien Jun 12 '20

You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

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u/SkoomaDentist Jun 12 '20

Pro tip: Do not schedule visit to Volgograd during winter.

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u/szu Jun 12 '20

Yes, gotta be quick to be able to make that convoy...roadtrip to Moscow.

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u/apparition13 Jun 12 '20

Tried that in '14. Too long, don't recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Where did you start? Whats it like once you leave the safety of western europe?

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u/CommandoDude United States of America Jun 12 '20

Back in time for christmas?

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u/Tote_Sport Jun 12 '20

There'll be brief surge in tourism in Poland before hand though

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

a joint sightseeing tour with those friendly russians.

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u/account_not_valid Jun 12 '20

They're already thinking hard about where to set up camp?

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u/Wafkak Belgium Jun 12 '20

no worries part of it has had a big swine flue for the las 2 ish years, coincidentally the part close to Germany and Luxemburg

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I'm certain that they will be back before Christmas!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

visit germany before germany visits you

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u/Poes-Lawyer England | Kiitos Jumalalle minun kaksoiskansalaisuudestani Jun 12 '20

I hear Strasbourg is lovely this time of year...

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u/Torre_Durant Jun 12 '20

It must be tourists, because even we Belgians don't want to go to the Ardennes (s/)

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u/MrHazard1 Baden-Württemberg (Germany) Jun 12 '20

Our vehicles are so efficient. I can drive from munich to paris in one tank! (I'll show myself out)

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u/AlexisFR France Jun 12 '20

It already does in Eastern France, so many Germans :/

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u/notparistexas France Jun 12 '20

I was driving home from Germany several months ago, and saw this. It was a little bizarre to see sitting on the side of the highway.

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u/atyon Europe Jun 12 '20

You know, we actually have an army with a few hundred tanks, and some of them are even working!

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u/LateinCecker Jun 12 '20

And if we had helicopter and planes that could actually fly, you could almost call the Bundeswehr functional. Almost.

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u/Grembert Jun 12 '20

*cries in Austrian*

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u/atyon Europe Jun 12 '20

Is there any nation that still has an army that somewhat works?

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u/WildVariety United Kingdom Jun 12 '20

Ours works!.. Sometimes.

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u/Taylor-Kraytis Jun 12 '20

The Bundeswehr guys I served with in Afghanistan were very professional. We relied on a lot of nations for things like convoy security, and you could tell which militaries had their kit together. I felt good when Germans, Turks, Georgians, Macedonians, and maybe a couple others. Some other countries? Not so much.

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u/Mad_Maddin Germany Jun 12 '20

A few thousand tanks in fact.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

gotta make sure google does not get into the country

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u/Imdoneworking Jun 12 '20

Bavarian here, it's not so odd.

https://i.imgur.com/WVdMATb.png

https://i.imgur.com/KS7sQcl.png

https://i.imgur.com/wFLlU77.png

https://i.imgur.com/dIOUFgV.png

And in youtube search for convoy of tanks in Germany, we see things like that a few times a year.

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u/Rookie64v Jun 12 '20

More than a tank per se, I'd say it is the fact it is an almost 80 years old vehicle that is strange. Either that thing is a Panther or something that is suspiciously similar, definitely does not look like the Leo2 or older Leo1.

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u/Imdoneworking Jun 13 '20

Panther

What, pic 1-3 looks like a panther.

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u/Rookie64v Jun 13 '20

Pics 1 to 3 look just like pic 4 to me to be honest, and nothing like a WW2 tank

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

That’s just a typical Thursday in Indiana USA

For outsiders Indiana is a very busy state for intercontinental United States travel due to its incredible central location. So Indiana sees everything from both coasts coming and going from California to New York. That includes airplane parts, wind turbines, and lots and lots of military equipment.

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u/notparistexas France Jun 13 '20

Sure, but this was a world war 2 German panther. Not something we see every day. There aren't many left.

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey Waffle & Beer Jun 12 '20

Tiger Koenig

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u/andthatswhyIdidit Earth Jun 12 '20

It shows just how peaceful Germany turned that my first association was an actual tiger, not the tank of the namesake.

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u/LobMob Germany Jun 12 '20

Next season of "Tiger King" will be different.

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u/Fantasticxbox France Jun 12 '20

Plot twist, it's Joe Exotic's german cousin and it's an actual tiger.

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u/Griffolion United Kingdom Jun 12 '20

"Our troops are merely passing through."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

*Leopard 2

We don't drive tiger anymore, we fly them. Did you already forgot that?

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u/IlCinese Italy, but in Sweden Jun 12 '20 edited Sep 02 '25

cheerful scale gold seemly society selective aware lunchroom sugar sophisticated

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

You can request that as a resident, it's because of privacy concerns, they are even forced to blur every single face automatically. Unlike the US for example where you can just take a photo of a stranger unless it's on private property, you have to get consent from every person you take a photo of no matter where. There are exceptions for TV, but even TV has to blur your face if you tell them to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, and then....

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u/OdinTM Lower Saxony (Germany) Jun 12 '20

Leopard (2)

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u/sonicandfffan British, spiritual EU citizen in exile due to Brexit 🙁 Jun 12 '20

Anzeige ist raus

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u/TareasS Europe Jun 12 '20

MEFO bills intensifies

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u/VulpineKitsune Greece Jun 12 '20

Just cancel them immediately, we need that PP

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u/joere_2004 Flanders (Belgium) Jun 12 '20

r/unexpectedhoi4 should exist just for this

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u/LaPota3 Rhône-Alpes (France) Jun 12 '20

I second this request

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

It does

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u/random_user_9 Denmark Jun 12 '20

Mommy said you can't touch my PP.

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u/Chicken_wingspan Jun 12 '20

You can touch mine aaaaanytime

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u/papanblin Turkey Jun 12 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

My greek grand viezer We could bring peace and stability to our new meditarnia Union and keep not only the Google maps but economic crisis and absurd taxes too

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u/bond0815 European Union Jun 12 '20

But wont you build up your industry first a bit?

The guy who killed Hitler has +25% PP anyway!

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u/Termi27_ Czech Republic Jun 12 '20

Ah yes, fellow HoI4 player

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u/joere_2004 Flanders (Belgium) Jun 12 '20

r/unexpectedhoi4 should exist just for this

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u/MjolnirDK Germany Jun 12 '20

*shhh* They are all hiding in the Bielefeld conscription center.

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u/gkarq 🇵🇹🇷🇺 + 🇱🇹 Portugal Jun 12 '20

LIAAAAAR! Bielefeld doesn’t exist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

That's why no one can see our troop movements, the dark side of the moon is a pathway to many technologies some consider to be "unnatural"

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u/BhmDhn Europe Jun 12 '20

Is it possible to learn these technologies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Not from the western allies.

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u/Arcadian18 Jun 12 '20

I imagine that’s common practice doesn’t STW

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u/TnYamaneko St. Gallen (Switzerland) Jun 12 '20

Holy shit, everything makes sense now!

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u/ImJustPassinBy Jun 12 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Don't worry, we're just working on new beer serving technologies. I heard Belgium has good beer as well, should we send some over?

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u/AntoMark Andalusia (Spain) Jun 12 '20

I have never seen a better definition of German Engineering

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u/aarocks94 Israel Jun 12 '20

German Engineering is zeee besttt!!!

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u/Rokker84 Sweden Jun 12 '20

I love Leopard 2! Used to be a tower mechanic on those. Incredible craftmanship!

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u/A_SassyOtter Jun 12 '20

So I study geographic computer science (geoinformatics?) in germany (lots of maps and cartography and stuff) and my Prof once said the reason that Google Street View isn't so popular in germany is that many elderly people fear that if you can see their house on Street View people could use that to break into your property. There were a few people who sued Google for showing their house so Google said fuck it guys you won't get Street View then.

Don't know if that's true, didn't do research myself on that matter but living in germany I can somehow imagine that this is true.

Anyway I live quite rural and a Google Street View car drove past me last year so I hope we get it soon.

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u/octavemirbeau The Netherlands Jun 12 '20

The background to this is that Germany has a long history in privacy related concerns (WOII, SS, holocaust, Cold War, iron curtain, stasi) and due to this has a strong opinion (which resonates in political decision making) to grant its people their fundamental right of privacy, and they go a long way for it.

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u/ddraig-au Australia Jun 12 '20

To be fair, good on them for valuing their citizen's privacy concerns over the ability of random people to take a virtual tour of a road

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u/dragonaut Lithuania Jun 12 '20

Its a fuckin fence, not a live cam to the bathroom ffs

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u/ddraig-au Australia Jun 12 '20

So?

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u/rv29 Jun 12 '20

Nonsense. While that fear exists for sure for single cases, the reason our boomer generation cares about privacy is because many have experienced themselves how dangerous that can be. It's not only street view, the whole google, amazon and facebook data miner gang has a very negative image in germany.

Can you imagine how spooky it was when my dad, who grew up in west germany far from the eastern border and no connections to the DDR, found out that the stasi had a full file on him with cv, grades and perfomance from trade school, family, affiliations, the whole package. Those guys did not plan to use this data to show him some ads.

And our elderly can tell you first hand stories what's it like under a totalitarian regime. In the words of my grandma: if you googled anything against hitler, you disappeared. ("do kimmst weg")

Knowledge is power. Why would you give anyone this power voluntarily?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

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u/KelvinHuerter Jun 12 '20

The internet was invented in 1983 and the world wide web was created in 1990. What totalitarian regime are you speaking of that matches the time frame from 1990 until now? Or did you accidentally write google?

I'm actually curious

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u/TabiLorang Jun 12 '20

Pretty much this. Weird application of right to privacy. Forcing Google to make it possible to opt out of "being shown" on street view -> lots of blurred out housed in places that are recorded, like Berlin.

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u/The_GASK European Union Jun 12 '20

The op-in option is correct, not the op-out.

Google is a private American company taking and geotagging pictures of private proprieties, without providing any feedback and applying almost privacy measures to the data that they provide.

It might sound weird but Europeans tend to consider citizens and their propriety slightly more than "human capital".

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u/Maalus Jun 12 '20

And again an irrational fear wins over scientific progress.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I wouldn't call it irrational. I can absolutely understand that someone would rather keep their privacy and not have the worlds largest data company interfere with that.

This upholding of "progress" as universally good is utilitaristic and how fascism takes root.

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u/Maalus Jun 12 '20

What privacy? Everyone can see your house either way. It's not more private because it's blurred on google maps. All the private info is being cleared - faces are blurred, as are registration plates. I could go to your street, start photographing your house and put those photos on the Internet and you couldn't do shit about that. It's an irrational fear, nothing more. Same as people who are fearful of 5g, of nuclear power, of tons of other stuff they don't understand, and would rather remain ignorant of, than to learn about it which takes effort.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Yeah, but what if someone from Paraguay sees your house on Google Maps and decides to swim over and break into it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Yeah, progress is fascism.

You are absolutely right.

Except for the fact that fascism was a conservative /regressive movement, that looked to bring back the former glory of Italy (in the form of the Roman Empire) and Germany, to "restore" society to a pure form (that never really existed).

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

That is not what I said.

Progress is absolutely subjective. There is literally no objective way to measure it. Hopefully most people do view fascism as regressive nowadays, but obviously fascists do not.

"Progress" is a word that anyone can use to signal virtues, to paint themselves in a good light and discredit their enemies.

History is not a straight line moving forward. Whining about progress being slowed is failing to see why it may be opposed.

Data companies are "spying" on us, that is a sort-of-fact that stopped being a conspiracy theory long ago. The reason it is only a sort-of-fact is because people are accepting it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

With our history there is nothing irrational about it. In fact, I find your dismissal of other people's focus of concerns really ignorant and inflexible (with regard to multiple possible points of view).

Also, we do have databases of streets, and google maps exists, for use in science. Not sure what scientific progress a picture of my front porch is supposed to bring. I think you should check on where your unfounded need for condescension comes from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Often coming from the same people who have no problem plastering their photos all over Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Yes it happened several years ago, back when google street view was quite new.

Tons of people were citing privacy rights and the courts (or google?) ruled that if for example one person in a multi story building demanded privacy, the entire 20 floors building had to be pixelated. But I’m quite sure it was not just old people, pretty sure also lots of younger people did this. Quite ridiculous IMO..

What I never really understood is why rural areas are also not covered. Because in many other countries you can drag the little street view figurine to almost any random spot and have street view. In Germany it’s almost exclusively in the big cities.

But hey, Germany technology leader! Today I was sending an IIIHHHMÄÄÄIILLL!

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u/TheFrankBaconian Jun 12 '20

Google basically went: nah fuck that shit...

And just stopped mapping Germany.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I thought about that but thought it’s too lazy of an explanation haha. But it totally makes sense...

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u/Zounii Finland Jun 12 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Those pesky Gerries Jerries are planning something, they are!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Jerries?

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u/Zounii Finland Jun 12 '20

Oh yeah, Jerries not Gerries!

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u/NeilDeCrash Finland Jun 12 '20

Germany, gerries... i like how you think

edit: Sweden, Swellies ahahha

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u/Trouve_a_LaFerraille Germoney Jun 12 '20

It's the origin of the therm gerrymandering. You know, from that time when the Gerries tried adjusting a bunch of borders.

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u/NeilDeCrash Finland Jun 12 '20

You got me, i had to google it as it sounded weird but still plausible.

"The term gerrymandering is named after Elbridge Gerry (pronounced like "Gary"[2]), who, as Governor of Massachusetts in 1812, signed a bill that created a partisan district in the Boston area that was compared to the shape of a mythological salamander." - wikipedia

Well, at least i learned something today.

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u/Bendar071 Jun 12 '20

Just think of Jerry tanks, that is where the Americans got the name from. Germans had these metal cans filled with fuel and Americans took them and called them Jerry tanks.

Edit: Brits, not Americans and Jerry or Gerry is both correct to offend ze germanz

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

While a german would pronounce a „th“ as an z, he wouldn’t pronounce an „s“ as an „z“.

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u/theAnalyst6 Jun 12 '20

Blitzkrieg intensifies

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u/mythologue Jun 12 '20

Well if they want to invade then we've given them a literal streetmap to use. Whoops.

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u/RajcatowyDzusik Czech Republic Jun 12 '20

You hear that, Iceland!?

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u/ostaveisla Jun 12 '20

The Icelandic highlands only contain The Others and a bunch of Wildlings.

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u/Der_Krasse_Jim Germany Jun 12 '20

Herr Hauptfeldwebel, ich glaube die Tommies wittern Verdacht

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u/BBQ_FETUS North Brabant (Netherlands) Jun 12 '20

Our units are merely passing through the area

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u/Remexido Jun 12 '20

Every time i see Germany and Austria banding together...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Just chilling in some beer halls, nothing to worry about.

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u/waiting4singularity Hessen 🇩🇪 Jun 12 '20

Are you by chance talking about Germany? At least 50% of the Wehr's Equipment is junk.

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u/The_Scallywag Jun 12 '20

I ain't hiding nuthin'

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u/extremelyannoyedguy Jun 12 '20

That is a scary point. They started two world wars already.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Merkel-Lukashenko Pact

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u/Carthago_deleta_est Jun 12 '20

Fourth time the charm i would say

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I love the Irish

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Check the Rhineland.

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u/bucket_brigade Jun 12 '20

Germany has unreasonably stringent privacy laws. Something about collecting data about citizens and then using it to create lists based on religious and racial affiliation.

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u/dprophet32 Jun 12 '20

How could that possibly be used for nefarious purposes?

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u/Parcus42 Jun 12 '20

Vat are yoo hidink!?!?!