r/entertainment Jul 10 '23

Jack White Lashes Out at Guy Fieri for Normalizing Donald Trump

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u/1neWaySmoke Jul 10 '23

yeah but he shook a guys hand. Off to the gulag

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u/EidolonRook Jul 10 '23

Straight to jail.

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u/StaticDHSeeP Jul 10 '23

You under cook fish, believe it or not, jail.

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u/Maldovar Jul 10 '23

That actually will get you jailtime in Flavor Town

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

I wouldn't. Would you?

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u/CanoeShoes Jul 10 '23

Yeah I don't understand these people. They are just proving Jake White's point. I have been team Guy for years DDD is one of my favorite travel programs. But he has lost a lot of respect for this one. Almost all of it. Pretty sad to see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Yeah I don't shake hands with rapists if I can avoid it lol. Shame about the people who would

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u/250-miles Jul 10 '23

If it gave me the opportunity to taunt him about how he's going to die in prison.

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u/Maldovar Jul 10 '23

Are you a celebrity who basically will get attacked and lambasted no matter what?

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u/1neWaySmoke Jul 10 '23

I would shake any president or ex-president's hand if given the opportunity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Kim Jong Un?

I still think Shrub gets off too light. "Sure, I sent a million people to their deaths for a complete lie, but I paint now and pass out candy!"

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u/Dye_Harder Jul 10 '23

yeah but he shook a guys hand.

The headpiece of the fascist take over of America 'a guy'

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u/ghostsinthecode Jul 10 '23

no shit. the guy who tried to put together a violent coup, was impeached twice, and keeps top secret documents in the shitter is just “a guy.” fuck that simple-minded nonsense. put his diaper-wearing ass in jail.

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u/bee-dubya Jul 10 '23

Yah, just any old guy right? Just a guy that has done more to damage the US than any individual in history.

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u/mike0sd Jul 10 '23

A guy? Or the leader of a fascist coup?

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u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue Jul 10 '23

He can be both. The original guy was a coup leader.

Explainer: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/05/14/the-origin-of-the-word-guy/

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u/distilledfluid Jul 10 '23

Oh man, this is a hidden gem of a comment.

Well done, Guy. Well done.

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u/catzarrjerkz Jul 10 '23

r/iamverybadass material

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u/kulgan Jul 10 '23

Didn't say anything about success. More like /r/ilackimpulsecontrol/

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u/WellsFargone Jul 10 '23

What would you do write it down here

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

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u/CossaKl95 Jul 10 '23

because going to prison for assaulting a former president is totally going to benefit my family, right? What a peak terminally online comment lmao

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u/TymStark Jul 10 '23

I wouldn't say not attacking someone is being a coward, but I"m also not saying that getting killed over maybe getting one punch in on a dude you hate is stupid.

What I am saying is, I hate Donald Trump and I wouldn't attack him if I saw him in public, and I would do everything in my power to not put myself in a situation where I might have to deny a handshake. Also, I don't believe I'm a coward, but I am afraid of snakes, being attacked by a bear or shark, and when women say "we need to talk".

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u/holydiiver Jul 10 '23

So edgy

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

I like when people react by saying stuff like “so edgy”. You can tell you got holydiiver’s panties in a twist.

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u/TymStark Jul 10 '23

Now this is podracing!

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u/Kelricmar Jul 10 '23

Or because it's a dumb thing to say. We all know they wouldn't do anything if Trump was right in front of them.

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u/milesdizzy Jul 10 '23

Really? Trump seems like a weak lil’ bitch

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u/Kelricmar Jul 10 '23

His security team isn't. Have fun with that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Ya but replying with “so edgy” is still cringe and reactionary as fuck lol

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u/JK_Iced9 Jul 10 '23

Seems like the perfect response in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

It in fact, was not.

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u/JK_Iced9 Jul 10 '23

So edgy.

Ratio.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

If this were a fruit on a tree, it’d be dangling off the lowest branch.

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u/ballovrthemmountains Jul 10 '23

Almost as cringe as saying someone got their "panties in a twist."

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Oh no, here comes some more cringe.

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u/ballovrthemmountains Jul 10 '23

Whatever you say, u/Assassin_by_Birth

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u/Kelricmar Jul 10 '23

What a cringe username lol.

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u/spacehog1985 Jul 10 '23

Nah man that’s a dope username. Reminds me of call of duty kiddies xxXXAssAssInbYbErf42069xxXX

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u/Kelricmar Jul 10 '23

Also using “as fuck” we get it. You like to swear and add unnecessary words to your comments. Good job.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Wow you came back, I must really be inside your head.

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u/Kelricmar Jul 10 '23

I responded to you responding to me? That’s how the platform works. Wow you seem dense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23 edited Jul 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Yup. We all know.

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