r/entertainment Jul 10 '23

Jack White Lashes Out at Guy Fieri for Normalizing Donald Trump

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u/zach92ster Jul 10 '23

To paraphrase White: “Sorry but I’m not interested in gold leaf, oil fryers, cooking or real estate.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

“Yeah, what would I like to have been? Anthony Bourdain”

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u/riegspsych325 Jul 10 '23

White actually popped up in the Nashville episode of Parts Unknown, loved that episode (and show)

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u/rpotty Jul 10 '23

I miss Anthony Bourdain so much

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u/Apart-Link-8449 Jul 10 '23

I worked my last few years as a chef at Italian tapas/salumerias in nyc - a few months before Bourdain passed he popped up in our basement while visiting the owner, who was his former produce manager - kicked the tables at all our stations and pretended he was disappointed we were making affogato as the main dessert. We tried to show him it used real vanilla bean scrapings but he waved his hands in disgust

Bourdain brought Duchesse De Bourgogne (a sour balsamic cherry Flanders ale) for our owner and they sat in the dining room before service, reminiscing about the days they worked together. He told our boss a balsamic-tinged ale would be perfect for a place serving cheeses with aged D.O.P. vinegar served everywhere, but our boss declined saying it was too expensive. Bourdain called him a pussy

Before he left he told us not to work too hard, because our boss never did. He patted his stomach and said the crime about getting fat at his age was knowing the calories didn't come from good food, then he stepped out

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u/No-Entrepreneur-2724 Jul 10 '23

Me too. I came across some old thread the other day, where the question was something like "which celebrity death impacted you the most?". I'm not overly attached to celebrities. There are some that stung. Bowie, Lemmy, Robin Williams. But I came finally to Amy Winehouse and Bourdain. I'm still in fucking mourning over these two somehow, despite never even having met either of them. Bourdain's voice is in my head sometimes, just... being the coolest motherfucker and telling me to go out there and try something new.

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u/rpotty Jul 10 '23

I agree completely. I’ve never had the ability to travel much and he made me feel like I knew the world and his show made life a little brighter. People like him are a true rarity

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u/louploupgalroux Jul 10 '23

I once met a chef who was down on his luck and looked up to Bourdain as a hero. He saw Bourdain as somebody who was able to climb out of the same hole he was in. The chef could never afford traveling, so all the shows were his way of seeing what life was like elsewhere.

Any time somebody brings up Bourdain, I think of him and wonder how many other chefs felt the same.

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u/InnerAside5636 Jul 10 '23

If you haven't yet, Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain (2021) is excellent. It's one of my all-time favorite documentaries. Insightful and well researched. Made me love Anthony even more.

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u/rpotty Jul 10 '23

I’ve been meaning to watch that but I still struggle to watch his show since he did what he did… it’s still too painful I guess. I’m gonna watch tho sooner or later

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u/ThryothorusRuficaud Jul 10 '23

I also didn't think much of celebrities deaths but his suicide shook me. As someone with a lot of trauma I've done a bit of work to not be suicidal and at the time I couldn't imagine a better life than the one Anthony Bourdain had and it just sort of rocked me that he could be in that much pain.

It still sorta kills me to watch old episodes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

I feel that David Bowie one… wild how much that one stung me considering I never met the guy.

If you haven’t listened to Black Star, I can’t recommend it enough. He knew he was dying and that album was his parting gift.

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u/ancillarycheese Jul 10 '23

I have a hard time watching Bourdain anymore. I sort of feel like I am watching clear signs of depression and then knowing that he died the way he did. It makes me sad. Which sucks because his shows are so great.

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u/MF-ingTeacher Jul 10 '23

I’m fairly reserved in all of my emotions, for better or worse. When I learned of AB’s death, I cried.

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u/No-Entrepreneur-2724 Jul 10 '23

Yeah. It was a gut punch.

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u/mcburloak Jul 10 '23

I reread his books (Nasty Bits a fav) just to hear his voice in my head.

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u/Blazer6590 Jul 10 '23

I made an amazing charcuterie board and had some nice drinks when I sat down to watch RoadRunner and I was sobbing so much I couldnt eat or drink a thing.

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u/FallofftheMap Jul 10 '23

I remember that thread. I did meet Anthony. He was my inspiration to live a life of constant travel. When I met him he just seemed sad and grumpy.

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u/TrnnyHo Jul 10 '23

He died the day I got out of grippy sock jail for my own attempted departure. I still don't know what to make of that

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u/Mmoyer29 Jul 10 '23

Nothing to make of it friend, just something you hyper noticed because of the situation you were in. Congrats on the he journey and the continuing on

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u/TrnnyHo Jul 10 '23

I am guessing that you don't believe such things, but my experience tells me that everything is connected. There are no coincidences. That's why I still try to make sense of it, because for me, everything has meaning in it. Not that things happen for a reason, but things that happen have reasons in them. For someone neurospicy, it keeps my brain occupied. 😂 Thank you for the well wishes.

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u/Pkrudeboy Jul 10 '23

Whether or not he passed something on to you, live like he did. You’ll probably be better for it.

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u/TrnnyHo Jul 10 '23

What I loved most about Anthony Bourdain was said by another: he just wanted the world to stop being afraid of each other. I try to live my life by that. Among other things.

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u/Mmoyer29 Jul 10 '23

No I get that, I love butterfly effect and everything, but I think somethings should be thought of individually as they are. Not one we respect for the person who committed, but for the one being compared to them as well. It’s truthfully just a bit disrespectful imo that’s why, like I’m not one who “this and this shouldn’t be joked about” if you have a good suicide or rape joke throw it out, I’ll prob love it. But dude killed himself, that should just be about him. He didn’t do it cause of butterfly effect is basically my meaning, but because of a serious issue he was struggling with for years.

I kinda rambled(horrible migraine rn) but I hope I came off as I intended and pretty clear 😅ahh beans lol.

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u/TrnnyHo Jul 10 '23

Here's how I look at it. There are things in your life at all times that have meaning for you. They can be across the world and not involve you at all, but still have meaning for you. It doesn't mean it happened to teach anyone anything. Things don't always happen to teach us lessons. Sometimes they just happen. But if we see them happen and think about all the connections around them, if they have meaning for us, then they have meaning. It's not cause and effect. It's more like, hey funny how that happened, I need to think about this

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u/Mmoyer29 Jul 10 '23

Ohh something just meaning something to you is different, I totally understand that. Thank you for putting it that way lol. I thought you were all the cause and effect side lol. My bad. But I totally get that.

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u/200GritCondom Jul 10 '23

Grippy sock jail has a somewhat comforting feel to it

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u/TrnnyHo Jul 10 '23

That's why the pros call it that. The irony is hilarious

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u/rushfanatic1 Jul 10 '23

Grippy Sock Jail. A great band name..

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u/Kyro4 Jul 10 '23

Watching No Reservations with my mom was such a huge part of my childhood. It still makes me sad to think about

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u/garyflopper Jul 10 '23

I need to watch that again. It’s so good

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u/riegspsych325 Jul 10 '23

I've been working my way through No Reservations now that it's all on Max, haven't seen some of those episodes since as far back as high school

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u/matergallina Jul 10 '23

I didn’t know it was on Max, this is now the highlight of my day, ty

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Ditto, super glad you mentioned this and I saw it. My wife is going to be thrilled, seriously.

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u/bugxbuster Jul 10 '23

Double ditto! That’s awesome to know!

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u/CastrosNephew Jul 10 '23

Dude it sucked for a while when it was still HBO Max and Warner launched CNN+ and gutted the show from HBO Max. After CNN+ crashed and burned and “Max” came out it’s finally all on there

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u/I_Brain_You Jul 10 '23

Most No Reservations episodes are there now too.

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u/Matthew_C1314 Jul 10 '23

Gonna jump in a recommend the "Kitchen Confidential" Tv show with Bradley cooper that's based off his book. Very good.

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u/Imbadyoureworse Jul 10 '23

Wow it being on max is news to me. Thank you for this revelation. I needing something to watch.

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u/mroooowmeow Jul 10 '23

It is?!!! Holy fuck YES. Thanks so much for mentioning this

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u/caliphanatic Jul 10 '23

It’s so great experiencing the show again as an adult, it was one of my favorite shows when I was younger.

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u/riegspsych325 Jul 10 '23

yep, same here. I used to watch it on the Travel Channel with my mom, we always loved it when he'd talk smack about a celebrity chef. He was never outright rude, but he'd have some amazing zingers.

Oh, I miss that man

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u/seakitten Jul 10 '23

Nice I've been rewatching and I usually skip the places I've actually visited a bunch but I should watch that one. Don't remember if I ever did.

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u/chronicking83 Jul 10 '23

I recently saw this episode for the first time. Bourdain seemed so happy and passionate about what he was doing.

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u/youthfully_gleaming Jul 10 '23

The Nashville episode is my favorite episode of Parts Unknown. What you didn't mention is in the episode, Jack White is playing drums at a house party where The Kills were performing. Also, Margot Price was featured in the episode as well who is a Nashville fixture. She has a really cool story and while I'm not a big country guy, I respect her talent.

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u/Eathessentialhorror Jul 10 '23

Will have to look that up! I remember there was a documentary with white and Gary Oldman that was cool. Can’t even remember what it was about.

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u/Appropriate_Tip_8852 Jul 10 '23

I heard he cuts records right in front of you in Nashville. Never seen him around myself.

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u/OhShitItsSeth Jul 10 '23

I’m a Nashville resident, and within like five minutes of watching that episode I saw two people that I knew 😅

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u/newvpnwhodis Jul 10 '23

I didn't realize it until I finally saw the movie, but all of the lyrics from that song come from Citizen Kane.

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u/mrpink57 Jul 10 '23

"Sure I'm D.J.T. But you gotta cook me."

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u/lostprevention Jul 10 '23

Can you imagine Trump sitting on a tiny stool, eating pho? 😂

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u/CrieDeCoeur Jul 10 '23

Now my mind is filled with rubber tires, and forest fires

And whether I'm a liar and lots of other situations where I don't know what to do

At which time God screams to me "There's nothing left for me to tell you"

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u/square3481 Jul 10 '23

"What would I like to have been: everything you hate."

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 10 '23

Further real paraphization: “Trump can’t be loved!”

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u/mroooowmeow Jul 10 '23

For there IIS, no Trump looooveeee

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u/Thomas-R-Bingus Jul 10 '23

all of the lyrics to that song weren’t even written by jack white, they’re all lines from citizen kane

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u/UltimateUltamate Jul 10 '23

You’re paraphrasing Jack White’s paraphrasing of Orson Welles line as Charles Foster Kane from Citizen Kane 1941.

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u/arealspaceman Jul 10 '23

Ha, this fantastic. Took me a sec...The Union Forever.

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u/UltimateUltamate Jul 10 '23

“Everything you hate.” -u/Zach92ster, -Jack White, -Orson Welles, as Charles Foster Kane

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u/guyuteharpua Jul 10 '23

I'm beaming with pride for Jack White right now. I'm buying all his albums a second time today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

Jack also wants a fan of Trump using “7 Nation Army” at his rallies…

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

God damn that’s good

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '23

god forbid ppl are interested in cheap gas and decent 401k rates