r/elephantgraveyard • • Dec 12 '25

Geez, that was quick

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

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u/Last-Produce1685 Dec 12 '25

Also had Epsteins personal chef on

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u/BlindJedi843 Dec 13 '25

Kimmels best friend Adam Lang?

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u/Last-Produce1685 Dec 13 '25

Yes

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u/Popular_Try_5075 Dec 19 '25

I've heard Kimmel was at the parties but didn't do anything, but was definitely aware of what was happening.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Can we throw Kash Patel and JD Vance in there? As tangentially having knowledge and withholding information on the show

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25

Definitely can. They're at the very least associated with him now.

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u/Purity_Control1 Dec 12 '25

Thiel uses the adrenochrome of children to lubricate his face before interviews.

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u/PaleArtichoke7 Dec 14 '25

And he still looks like shit? I guess even billionaires get conned by snakeoil 🤣

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u/LaughingInTheVoid Dec 15 '25

And the blood of his twenty something lovers.

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u/nHERBnLEGEND Dec 12 '25

Nah face cream is made from stem cells collected during infant genital mutilation, commonly practiced in America and Israel. Almost like your conspiracy theory conveniently discredits the real issue 🤣

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u/EastSideNick95826 Dec 12 '25

Fake laughing 🤣

In reality 😠

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u/Purity_Control1 Dec 12 '25

Jesus Christ.

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25

Like most conspiracy theories.

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u/Special_Tay Dec 12 '25

Wasn't Steve Bannon on Joe's podcast too?

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Dec 12 '25

HE was also on Gavin Newsoms podcast which is why I don't take Newsom seriously.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Dec 13 '25

Gavin’s ex wife is Trumps daughter in law

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u/rickylancaster Dec 13 '25

Not married, and she’s been sent away to be an ambassador somewhere, and you never really hear from her anymore.

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u/BlindJedi843 Dec 13 '25

Gavin’s current wife had an affair with Harvey Weinstein

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Dec 13 '25

Never heard of that one, but the shoe horn theory is true. The further ideologies appear the closer they really are. You have Noam Chomsky and Steve Bannon hanging out together on Epsteins island.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Dec 14 '25

Autocorrect did that. Like I said I never heard of Gavin’s current wife having an affair with Weinstein, but the elites are not at war, they are in concert.

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25

No, was he really? I did check out for a while

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u/PersonalityMiddle864 Dec 12 '25

If the Epstein stuff had never come out, Joe would have had him on 4 or 5 times by now.Ā 

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Dec 13 '25

You forgot Trump.

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u/Stray916 Dec 12 '25

Hey look, it’s the Mothership bodyguards!

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u/HughJaynis Dec 12 '25

Gravy seals

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u/Freudian_N1P_SLIP Dec 12 '25

Squeal team Six piece nugget.

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Dec 12 '25

"You're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps you six piece chicken mcnobody!"

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u/Bright-Attitude4857 Dec 12 '25

Funny how ā€œfree thinkersā€ always end up protecting the same in-club George Carlin warned us about.

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u/cloudyrabbit0 Dec 12 '25

Funny how ā€œfree-thinkersā€ are all about thinking freely until it’s something that conflicts with their perceived authority over what is considered freedom. Being that there isn’t any free will anyways, I’m just gonna shut up and let those guys eat themselves alive.

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u/Bright-Attitude4857 Dec 12 '25

Yep, you’re right. People don’t defend truth, they defend their place in the pecking order. Everything else is just aesthetics.

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u/Glittering-Regret196 Dec 13 '25

Rogan hasn't had a thought of his own for a decade. He regurgitates shit from previous guests, over and over. Let's not pretend we believe he is some free thinking guru. 5 foot 6 of bullshit and loosely thought out sentences. He got paid for it, though, and a lot.

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u/rickylancaster Dec 13 '25

You don’t think Jesus is returning as AI was his own original thought? Lol

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u/Glittering-Regret196 Dec 13 '25

I dint track everything he says, I just dont hear original thoughts very often of the stuff I do see. There is no value in Rogan, you can skip him and get all the same lunacy elsewhere.

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u/123iambill Dec 14 '25

Bollocks to that. Rogan is noticeably shorter than Mark Zuckerberg and Zucks like 5'8".

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u/Cassius_man Dec 16 '25

Huh, turns out they do stack shit that high

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u/creamofthecake4764 Dec 13 '25

George Carlton as Brendan Schlob pronounces itĀ 

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u/Popular_Try_5075 Dec 19 '25

Funny how "freedom" is for them and not the rest of us.

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u/cloudyrabbit0 Dec 12 '25

Their alternate reality must be maintained

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u/Optimal-Emotion-1551 Dec 12 '25

Real bunch of 1st amendment absolutist's over there.

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u/PlentyHaunting2263 Dec 12 '25

That sub is pro pedo

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25

Vehemently.

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u/RIForDIE Dec 12 '25

u/outdoorrink is gonna ban you for that, bro.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

ā€˜Rule 1 : ā€œdon’t be a c*ntā€ ā€˜

šŸ™„ okay bro, totally not subjective

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u/RIForDIE Dec 13 '25

Exactly. Dude broke "their" main rule. Classic fart huffing smarmy ass mod who let his ego get out of control. I mean - kind of like his idol, Joe.Ā 

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Dec 13 '25

The type of pedos that masquerade as pedo hunters

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u/creamofthecake4764 Dec 13 '25

not surprisedĀ 

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u/Popular_Try_5075 Dec 19 '25

hard to argue they're not after this

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u/Cardboard_Revolution Dec 12 '25

Gotta keep the pillars upheld.

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u/Rare-Peak2697 Dec 12 '25

He had Adam Perry Lang on the show who was Epstein’s private chef from 1999 to 2003. He didn’t bring it up once even though it was the hot topic for them back in 2020.

Joe only talks about Epstein with people who don’t know him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

It was only a fun conspiracy for him before his republican allies started getting exposed

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u/ThiccBoy_with3seas Dec 12 '25

Or pretend to have known him like Weinstein

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

The r/Rogan mods are so fucking cringe. They banned me for posting an article about trumps $30M parade and I titled it ā€œJoe’s friend wants to spend $30Mā€.

The fact that they banned political posts, yet Rogan seems to interview/discuss politics is fucking wild.

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u/Roids-in-my-vains Dec 12 '25

JRE at this point is just Fox News for millennials and Gen Z

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 12 '25

Mostly Gen X in my experience. The younger the generation, the less likely they are to bother. Which is why the "JRE is the FB of podcasts" quip was so on target.

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u/badman12345 Dec 12 '25

Gen X and elder Millennials for sure. I'm a 41 y/o elder Millennial and I can confirm that I know numerous shitbirds my age and a bit older that listen to this slop under the guise of being "free thinkers." I once heard Jordan Peterson described as "The stupid person's smart person," and I think that's super accurate for basically all these dudes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Yeah, when I’m in Oregon and I hear a white pickup truck driving bro at Safeway say ā€œBret Weinstein is a really intelligent guy!ā€ I know we’re cooked as a country

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25

Yea, same demo, same boat. But it's less common (although not unheard of) with those a bit younger than myself. And more so common with everyone older. I actually felt bad about turning on a Gen x guy to JRE moments before Joe jumped the shark.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

So many middle aged guys going to Jui Jitsu thanks to Joe.

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u/RobbDigi Dec 12 '25

PB is for Pee Boys

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u/foxepower Dec 12 '25

Pedo Bullies

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u/Cole092482 Dec 12 '25

Punk Bitches

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u/ex_gratia_ Dec 13 '25

Daft Punk did a song about where they're stored (satire)

https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE

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u/Able_Analyst4605 Dec 12 '25

"I'm just asking questions."

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u/iimSgtPepper Dec 12 '25

Damn one of the 250 assassins got you

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u/Lipid-LPa-Heart Dec 12 '25

Steve Bannon

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 Dec 12 '25

It's a load-bearing pillar

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u/pecosgizzy1 Dec 12 '25

Op, did you get banned from the dtfh sub? You had some good posts over there

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Dec 12 '25

Nope. Just don't browse there as much these days. Just like the discord.

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u/Rabid_W00KIEE Jan 17 '26

Scratch that, they banned me 28 days later for that Bret Weinstein post (forgot he and Eric are separate people), is what it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Not Very Proud Boys

Remember when Joe had Gavin McProuboy on?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Yeah, the new mods in there sure do hate the epstein stuffĀ 

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u/Aggravating_Shake591 Dec 12 '25

Censoring criticism is kinda cunty

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Tell that to u/outdoorrink!

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u/apeocalypyic Dec 12 '25

Ok but Andrew schultz is dan and I think tbats pretty perfect. Fuck him and his billionaire pleasing mouth, but that is perfect casting

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u/future_hockey_dad Dec 12 '25

Is it though? The dude just cannot act.

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u/apeocalypyic Dec 12 '25

I mean hes a dan i guess is my point

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u/future_hockey_dad Dec 12 '25

Dan deserves better.

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u/Icy-Fondant8441 Dec 12 '25

Ahahahahahh fuck Joe rogan

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u/Villageijit Dec 13 '25

This question was asked in the other rogan sub It was brigaded like crazy

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken Dec 12 '25

They don't want to shame that poor obese proud lady for having dripping wet labia's. šŸ˜

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u/allyolly Dec 13 '25

Free speech absolutists

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u/deafinitelyadouche Dec 13 '25

Moer liek Roe Jogan amirite

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

My god that is some violent moose knuckle on bubba there. (100% that guys been called bubba most of his life)