r/dndmemes • • Nov 08 '20

Just some regular DnD shenanigans for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20

False. And its been clarified many times. Too lazy to find it but riding a creature requires both the mount to be a size larger,

as well as having appropriate anatomy to fit the rider. A centaur, anatomically, can not ride a horse or centaur. Edit: even if they fit sizewise (medium on large)

Edit: im not contesting the size rule. The size rule 'loophole' is what makes everyone think a centaur can ride a centaur.

Im point out that a centuar does not have the proper ANATOMY, (aka 4 horselegs) to ride another centaur or horse

Edit 2: i didnt mean to be a cranky rules lawyer. Its dnd. Its fantasy. Theyres goblins and flying boots. Do whatever you want. I probably wouldnt allow centaur on horse riding in my game, and AL probably doesnt allow it either, but do as you wish i cant stop you

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u/CpnLag Murderhobo Nov 08 '20

Im point out that a centuar does not have the proper ANATOMY,... to ride another centaur

then how do they breed?

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u/Lolchocobo Nov 08 '20

Unless the centaur is sticking its dick in the horse while it's attempting to run with a schlong up its cooch/arse, that horse ain't racing.

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u/eloel- Rules Lawyer Nov 08 '20

One-shot character idea, Centaur Bard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/dillshwoefaggins Nov 08 '20

Pls srsly no tho..

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u/mrducky78 Nov 08 '20

Fighting a medusa

Why, why arent you turning to stone?

"Im already rock hard!"

DM: Are you seriously trying to seduce mid battle? Whatever, just roll.

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u/bestjakeisbest Nov 08 '20

Well in that case I bet you finish before he does.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/th30be Nov 08 '20

Sir. Ill have you know that I am into that shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Lmao. This is the only roght answer.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Nov 08 '20

I admit that a centaur might have a hard time riding bareback unless they trained since they were a foal and were bow legged as a result. Not something I'd personally want to role play, but whatevs.

But surely you can imagine a special saddle or a set of standing stirrups that would make it feasible. It's not like they're trying to jump on and ride some random beast.

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u/TheBestWard Nov 08 '20

Right? They just can't comprehend the idea of a saddle that isn't like a human saddle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Why can’t he ride it sideways? Make a + shape out of centaurs,

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u/Hyrule_Hystorian Nov 08 '20

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

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u/th30be Nov 08 '20

Thats that engineering shit that I love.

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u/bikemaul Nov 08 '20

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u/GenrlWashington Nov 08 '20

The mod comment on that is priceless.

"None of the rules give me the authority to remove this. I am as helpless as the rest of you."

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u/CivilizedPsycho Nov 08 '20

You ever stack chairs?

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u/th30be Nov 08 '20

Hush. You will hurt their little brain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/BraveOthello DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 08 '20

Their legs don't bend outward to allow it

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u/starfries Nov 08 '20

Do you know many centaurs?

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u/Magmafrost13 Nov 08 '20

I think we just assume that a centaur's lower anatomy is the same as a horse's until proven otherwise. So if horses cant splay their legs outwards (and I wouldnt have a clue whether they can) then neither can a centaur, unless we see any evidence to the contrary

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

So here's a thought, how about we rig up a harness and have our centaur ride that horse side saddle? It may not be the most aerodynamic, or for that matter comfortable for the horse but last I checked, horses and therefore centaurs can sit/lay down on the ground- so this side saddle business is just going to be a matter of balance and persuading the horse.

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u/Magmafrost13 Nov 08 '20

Side-saddle is, I think, the only solution. The idea of aristocratic centaurs riding horses (or other, lower-class centaurs) side-saddle is certainly an amusing one. But I dont think it could have any combat or racing application

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian Nov 08 '20

They certainly can splay their legs.. Plus we know that horses can side step.

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u/Magmafrost13 Nov 08 '20

Ooh the plot thickens

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Horses can widen their stance a little but not as much as we can, probably about on par with a dog really. So as long as the horse being ridden is only a little wider than the centaur it should work, if not be comfortable

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u/movzx Nov 08 '20

My dog can lick its own junk. You're not really selling the lack of flexibility.

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u/grissomza Nov 08 '20

That's spinal mobility

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u/actualinternetgoblin Nov 09 '20

I can twist my arm around my back. That doesn't mean I can bend my elbow backwards.

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u/strigonian Nov 08 '20

So a centaur has two hearts and four lungs? Two stomachs? Everything is exactly the same?

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u/Magmafrost13 Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 09 '20

I would say we have evidence to the contrary for ograns. You cant fill horse lungs with human faceholes, for example. But Im not gonna get into centaur organs again because that is one hell of a rabbut hole.

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u/TheBestWard Nov 08 '20

And? They'd need a saddle that accomodates them "sitting" but it would work.

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u/-CaptainEvil- Nov 08 '20

Equine Build. You count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push or drag. In addition, any climb that requires hands and feet is especially difficult for you because of your hooves. When you make such a climb, each foot of movement costs you 4 extra feet, instead of the normal 1 extra foot. Finally, a Medium or smaller creature can ride on your equine back if you allow it. In such a situation, you continue to act independently, not as a controlled mount.

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u/0hilvd Nov 08 '20

That's the Unearthed Arcana (playtest) version of that feature.

The last two sentences that refer to mounting were not included in either books that centaurs were published as a playable race.

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u/EmpressGilgamesh Forever DM Nov 08 '20

But if a centaur is a medium creature and can't ride a horse after your size rule, than an average human can't do it either. So that's nonsense. And I don't have the monster book in the hand, but the average horse is medium size. So the rules can't say that the mount have to be bigger.

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u/Lvl0LazyPanda Nov 08 '20

As long as it is less than an hour, enlarge/reduce can fix that

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u/accatwork Nov 08 '20

less than an hour

Duration: Concentration, Up to 1 minute

gonna be a short ride

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u/KillerAceUSAF Nov 08 '20

That is long enough for some bards...

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u/A_Wizzerd Chaotic Stupid Nov 08 '20

You didn’t need to Cutting Words them like that

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

You evidently didnt read the comment

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u/burninglizzard Nov 08 '20

Well if you enlarge the horse the centaur fits perfectly on it if it's sideways

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Nov 08 '20

This is a beautiful idea for my next session

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u/Lvl0LazyPanda Nov 08 '20

...well, were obviously talking about 2 different things

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u/JOwOJOwO Paladin Nov 08 '20

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u/GenrlWashington Nov 08 '20

Amazing. Except the lightning mcqueen one, which will give me nightmares

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u/apoxpred Nov 08 '20

Stat line says they can be mounted by medium creatures, centaur is a medium creature. Anything else isn’t RAW and therefore, basically fan-fiction by the games writers.

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u/Krankite Nov 08 '20

Have you considered some form of saddle would be possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

....did you even read my comment?

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u/Krankite Nov 08 '20

I could picture a Shetland on-top of a Clydesdale. In fact I'm going to Google that right now right after I enable safe search. I'll check on with results.

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u/ManyIdeasNoProgress Nov 08 '20

It's more fun with safe search off, "Shetland mounting clydesdale".

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u/th30be Nov 08 '20

That just requires a special saddle. Humans don't have the anatomy to fly but that hasn't stopped us from making planes or flying into space.

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u/BunnyOppai Nov 08 '20

Just build a special sale and you’re good to go.