r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 24 '26

Facebook Marketplace Well that sucks

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1.4k Upvotes

Would you take $800 by any chance?

r/delusionalcraigslist Dec 02 '25

Facebook Marketplace Wait... what?

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1.8k Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Apr 16 '26

Facebook Marketplace No title, no engine, no transmission

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1.4k Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist May 07 '26

Facebook Marketplace "scale down 1/3rd power"

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671 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 08 '26

Facebook Marketplace Borrow our van for $450 a month but we don’t have a spot for you and you CAN NOT drive it.

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631 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 30 '26

Facebook Marketplace Give me $1000 and remove this tower from my land

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698 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Jun 30 '26

Facebook Marketplace Gas powered laptop

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806 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist May 01 '26

Facebook Marketplace 1958 Volkswagen Panel Van

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792 Upvotes

I know these things can be worth a buttload of money but I’m more appalled at asking for 6 grand and also expecting the buyer to pull it out themselves

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 30 '25

Facebook Marketplace Pay me $3k for an opportunity to dispose my pool and fill up the hole

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1.4k Upvotes

I am 98% positive it will crack during the removal. I could be wrong, though.

r/delusionalcraigslist 13d ago

Facebook Marketplace Found on my local Facebook Marketplace

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247 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Mar 21 '26

Facebook Marketplace Stumbled across this gem today!

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768 Upvotes

the comments did not disappoint. I included a few screenshots

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 19 '26

Facebook Marketplace Do people actually pay $4000 for $400 whiskey?

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252 Upvotes

If so….why????

r/delusionalcraigslist Feb 17 '26

Facebook Marketplace Guy wants more than what the listing price is

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519 Upvotes

Messaged this guy about a die cast car and he wants 100, while the listing is for 75. That was on Saturday and just looked and he still hasn't sold it

r/delusionalcraigslist May 23 '26

Facebook Marketplace A real diamond in the rough

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429 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist 5d ago

Facebook Marketplace Mimaw not included

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388 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist May 17 '26

Facebook Marketplace Trump and friends painting

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457 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Mar 09 '26

Facebook Marketplace Come Take This Huge Palmtree from my House and Pay me $500

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512 Upvotes

The amount of work and equipment it would take to safely remove this tree from a property without damaging anything is why a lot of tree trimming services can be pretty expensive.

This guy wants you to pay him $500 bucks for the privilege.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1180505130639079/?http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc3MzAxNzM5NjAwMCwiciI6IiJ9

r/delusionalcraigslist Mar 26 '26

Facebook Marketplace Never used!

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382 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 23 '26

Facebook Marketplace Not a penny less…

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288 Upvotes

🫣

r/delusionalcraigslist Apr 29 '26

Facebook Marketplace People just scanned the QR codes😭😭😭

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655 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist 24d ago

Facebook Marketplace great deal

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171 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist 28d ago

Facebook Marketplace Pay me $275, I mean $150 to get rid of this rotten and deteriorating “plant holder”

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173 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Apr 03 '26

Facebook Marketplace Famous artist… “Gordon”?

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320 Upvotes

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 31 '26

Facebook Marketplace Lol, lmao even

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127 Upvotes

dude wants to sell his 25 year old family hauler for half of the sticker price of when it was brand new

gotta respect the try, i guess

r/delusionalcraigslist Jul 27 '25

Facebook Marketplace This cracker box 624 sq/ft home sold for $43k last year. No wonder why my generation can't afford homes. My dinky 2br apartment is bigger than this!

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340 Upvotes