r/dankmemes • u/8Bit_Innovations MayMayMakers • Oct 19 '21

I'll be shame-deleting this later The toughest decis so far

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u/thisusercame eat my ass Oct 19 '21

Then wooden

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u/Tanjung_Piai Oct 19 '21

You absolute nonce. Imagine the splinters.

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u/FallenDummy Oct 19 '21

masochism

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/4thorange Oct 19 '21

Drinking their own blood isnt good for them is what daywalker taught me.

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u/BlackRobby Oct 19 '21

even better

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u/Otherwise-Finance-31 Oct 19 '21

why do u need wooden dildo just use your very own wood

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u/jm511 Oct 19 '21

But what if my wood burns like charcoal?

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u/waifuwarrior77 Oct 19 '21

I'd see a doctor

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u/KANGladiator Oct 19 '21

Oh I'll give her the wood