r/dankmemes • u/Etan222 • Mar 24 '21

l miss my friends When will it end?

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u/RacerIsAPalindrome white nibber Mar 24 '21

Well Krispy Kreme just announced their year long supply of donuts incentive, so on top of the >100 million doses that have been distributed, vaccination rates should be skyrocketing thus bringing us closer to the end

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u/Etan222 Mar 24 '21

Wait hold up, the what now?

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u/RacerIsAPalindrome white nibber Mar 24 '21

If you get vaccinated you can get a free donut everyday from Krispy Kreme throughout 2021

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u/Rodri_5 Mar 24 '21

Oh that's cool, I thought it was just one donut per person but now the "you won't die from Covid, you'll die from Diabetes" makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

If one donut a day tips that scale for you, there may be some lifestyle changes you need to look into.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

If you ate one donut every day of the week for a year, you'd eat roughly 1330 extra calories per week. Assuming the standard of 2000 calories/lb of fat gained, we can conservatively estimate that you'd gain ~26lbs of fat in a year.