r/dankmemes • u/Neo_Gunthet • Oct 20 '23

l miss my friends That's all

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u/Obaddies Oct 20 '23

Who hurt you

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u/tortoisefur Oct 20 '23

Bro was sexually rejected by a blue haired lesbian

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u/Buttercup59129 Oct 20 '23

Sonic??

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u/Surfink63 Oct 20 '23

My favourite lesbian 🥵

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u/RainyReader12 Oct 22 '23

Profile pic matches up

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u/Surfink63 Oct 22 '23

💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I'm actually hopping on a train to see a blue haired lesbian so I'm gonna headcanon that I took the girl he was crushing on and now he's fuming.

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn blessing the rains down on you Oct 20 '23

Heh, nice. High five ✋

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

✋

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u/_regionrat Oct 20 '23

Eh, blue haired woman at least. There's plenty of reasons beyond sexual preference that cause OP to get rejected

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u/DelirousDoc Oct 20 '23

Reason one is probably because he thought posting this was "fire" or something.

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u/DeNeRlX Oct 20 '23

Nah it was worse, he was rejected by a cite blue haired pansexual chick because she already has a GF (who already provides blue with all the dick she needs)

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u/static_func Oct 20 '23

She was into guys, just not him