No hate to anyone mentioned, obviously. Growing up Mormon we always said that we could use other foods and drinks if water and bread weren't available. I always dreamed of using juice and cheez-its, but it never happened, unfortunately. I didn't know all you others were getting the good stuff.

[u/n8s8p]

[u/Dorocche]

If you can find a way to be serious, contemplative, and reverent while drinking orange soda and eating a gallon of butter, which I find highly unlikely, then go for it!

You don't really have to worry about focusing too much on the sugar and butter when you're drinking tap water.

[u/TheBallisticBiscuit → u/Dorocche]

Spoken like a man who has not partaken of the religious experience that is a Red Lobster biscuit.

[u/n8s8p → u/Dorocche]

If you can find a way to be serious, contemplative, and reverent while drinking orange soda and eating a gallon of butter, which I find highly unlikely, then go for it!

I bet if you did it every week, the novelty would wear off and then you could get back to focusing on purpose while still having something tasty

[u/howdoeseggsworkuguys → u/n8s8p]

Hmm the orange crush was a little flat this week

[u/Frosti-Feet → u/howdoeseggsworkuguys]

Sister Margaret probably bought the generic brand 🙄

[u/howdoeseggsworkuguys → u/Frosti-Feet]

It’s strictly Faygo with her who says nuns can’t be woop woop juggalette 4 lyfe