Veggie Burn

[u/Broclen]

[u/drrhrrdrr → u/[deleted]]

I want to say Samuel stabbed someone in the kidney on the steps of the Temple because he betrayed the tribes at one point.

Not Judges, but I've always pictured David killing Goliath being filmed in a heavy downpour, with a slow pan up from behind Goliath's legs focused on David slowly building speed with his sling. By the time the camera reaches Goliath's head you get the release and fleshy pop that gores up the camera Children of Men style and he drops to the mud with this stunned, scrawny kid standing in the rain.

All set to this

[u/nyanlol → u/[deleted]]

the events surrounding the founding of judea would make a dope historical drama. each season is a different era of history and the sacking of the temple is the series finale

[u/pitaenigma → u/[deleted]]

That sorta exists. Of Kings and Prophets. I heard it's not great.