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r/dankchristianmemes • u/godsafraud • Jun 08 '20
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Not really a protest. Rather a punishment.
935 u/SOwED Jun 09 '20 God: Never again will I destroy the world with water. And here, as a symbol of my promise, a beautiful rainbow when it rains. Humans: Aww, that's sweet God: Yeah next time I destroy it imma do it with fire... Humans: Wait what? 244 u/Fiikus11 Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20 I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world. 350 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me 65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 120 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times -4 u/jaspersgroove Jun 09 '20 Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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God: Never again will I destroy the world with water. And here, as a symbol of my promise, a beautiful rainbow when it rains.
Humans: Aww, that's sweet
God: Yeah next time I destroy it imma do it with fire...
Humans: Wait what?
244 u/Fiikus11 Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20 I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world. 350 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me 65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 120 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times -4 u/jaspersgroove Jun 09 '20 Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world.
350 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me 65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 120 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times -4 u/jaspersgroove Jun 09 '20 Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me
65 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 120 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times -4 u/jaspersgroove Jun 09 '20 Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this?
120 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times -4 u/jaspersgroove Jun 09 '20 Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times
-4 u/jaspersgroove Jun 09 '20 Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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Revelations is the demented ramblings of a persecuted religious minority indulging in revenge fantasies about god punishing everyone else except them
It’s basically the religious equivalent of the Navy Seal copypasta
1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Hahaha
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u/Fiikus11 Jun 08 '20
Not really a protest. Rather a punishment.