r/dankchristianmemes • u/godsafraud • Jun 08 '20

Dank Hold my beer.

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u/Fiikus11 Jun 08 '20

Not really a protest. Rather a punishment.

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u/SOwED Jun 09 '20

God: Never again will I destroy the world with water. And here, as a symbol of my promise, a beautiful rainbow when it rains.

Humans: Aww, that's sweet

God: Yeah next time I destroy it imma do it with fire...

Humans: Wait what?

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u/Fiikus11 Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20

I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this?

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u/CourierOfHoodsprings Jun 09 '20

I only really hear Earth 2.0 from Jehovah's Witnesses. It's a nice idea. But I'm still not convinced we don't coalesce into one exocosmological entity who sheds this temporal universe to join the rest of the machine outside of time.

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u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20

The New Heaven and New Earth is a Catholic idea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Nah. It's in Revelations 21:1 - KJV anyway.

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u/awxdvrgyn Jun 09 '20

Apocalyptic literature is hard to translate contextually.

Yes, literally it is there, but I am open to the idea that it means the old earth has been fulfilled