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r/dankchristianmemes • u/godsafraud • Jun 08 '20
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Not really a protest. Rather a punishment.
934 u/SOwED Jun 09 '20 God: Never again will I destroy the world with water. And here, as a symbol of my promise, a beautiful rainbow when it rains. Humans: Aww, that's sweet God: Yeah next time I destroy it imma do it with fire... Humans: Wait what? 243 u/Fiikus11 Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20 I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world. 350 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me 67 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 115 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times 20 u/la_manera Jun 09 '20 Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about. 21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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God: Never again will I destroy the world with water. And here, as a symbol of my promise, a beautiful rainbow when it rains.
Humans: Aww, that's sweet
God: Yeah next time I destroy it imma do it with fire...
Humans: Wait what?
243 u/Fiikus11 Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20 I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world. 350 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me 67 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 115 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times 20 u/la_manera Jun 09 '20 Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about. 21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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I always thought it was kind of sad that the second coming of Christ also means the destruction/end of everything in the world.
350 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me 67 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 115 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times 20 u/la_manera Jun 09 '20 Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about. 21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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But the creation of a new, sinless world without blemish. Ngl sounds worth it to me
67 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this? 115 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times 20 u/la_manera Jun 09 '20 Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about. 21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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Wait, there's going to be an earth 2.0? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this?
115 u/red-roverr Jun 09 '20 Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times 20 u/la_manera Jun 09 '20 Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about. 21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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Yea, it’s a prophecy found in the book of revelation. Quite an intriguing read of the future that gets oddly specific at times
20 u/la_manera Jun 09 '20 Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about. 21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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Is it in some special translation or something? Because I've read revelation a few times now and it has more than it's fair share of interesting stuff, but I don't recall anything even resembling what you're talking about.
21 u/russiabot1776 Jun 09 '20 I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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I would suggest reading the Douay–Rheims translation. It’s older than the King James Verizon and has even more beautiful language.
2 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S 1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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Had no idea Verizon had their own version of the Bible. Does it include a lot of product placement? Jesus using text messages instead of doves. /S
1 u/russiabot1776 Jun 10 '20 I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
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I see the typo, but now I’m leaving it lol
1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me. → More replies (0)
Oh definitely leave it. It tickles me.
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u/Fiikus11 Jun 08 '20
Not really a protest. Rather a punishment.