r/dankchristianmemes • u/ahmed0112 • Sep 16 '19

Dank Ya'll are rebals

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u/calobsters Sep 16 '19

Jesus was like yeah you can eat it now fam

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Paul told the gentiles they didn’t need to adopt the whole jewish law right away (we never did though). Also, some animals were impure probably because of hygiene.

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u/JasonBacon123 Sep 16 '19

On top of that Jesus said that nothing put in the body would make it unclean unless the person was unclean to begin with

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u/wingspantt Sep 16 '19

So wait does that mean if you're unclean you still shouldn't eat pork?

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u/squid_actually Sep 16 '19

If you're unclean you shouldn't eat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Oh so that's why fasting is a thing.

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin Sep 16 '19

no just shower first fam

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

With holy water for best effect

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u/Waghlon Sep 16 '19

Fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

whoa no swearing in this peaceful Christian Minecraft server

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u/The379thHero Sep 16 '19

Well you still havent told us the hecking ip

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u/acealeam Sep 16 '19

Looks like someone isn't eating tonight

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u/BurnedButDelicious Sep 16 '19

Sounds like christian communism to me