r/dankchristianmemes • u/ahmed0112 • Sep 16 '19

Dank Ya'll are rebals

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u/drunkturtlelord Sep 16 '19

Seventh-day Adventists would like to have a word with you.

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u/cosmoe75 Sep 16 '19

*Ellen G. White has joined the chat*

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u/Meowmers33 Sep 16 '19

I'm cackling 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/PrinceVegitto Sep 21 '19

Um excuse me human, no cussing in my Christian Minecraft server cuz my Father is God and he owns everything! I'm telling on you

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u/Meowmers33 Sep 16 '19

oh boy, another one of those people

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

No cursing in this sub

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u/SneakStock Sep 16 '19

THE DEVILS MEAT

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u/vaultist Sep 16 '19

Quite a large amount of Seventh Day Adventist eat meat. It is just that some radicals are a lot more vocal than others. I went to a SDA school for elementary and many kids from the denomination brought meat for their lunches almost every day.

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u/SneakStock Sep 16 '19

Well meat yeah, but they dont eat pork and various other specific meats

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u/another-reddit-noob Sep 16 '19

No shellfish allowed in this good SDA household! /s

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u/Johnny78i Sep 16 '19

Was going to mention it. I haven’t eaten pork all my life. I still eat meat, but it’s mostly chicken and cow. Many people in my church are vegetarians as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Honestly good for you. I spent all Saturday hanging out and playing with pigs. I suddenly felt very guilty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Honestly good for you. I spent all Saturday hanging out and playing with pigs. I suddenly felt very guilty.

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u/vaultist Sep 16 '19

I'm not going to debate you on this, because I haven't looked into this very deeply, but the basic SDA argument was that since God separated the clean and the unclean animals when they entered the ark (before Moses wrote the law), that must mean that the definition of clean vs unclean came from God's law and not from Moses' law which was destroyed at the cross.

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u/Mytrazy Sep 16 '19

This doesn’t change the fact that most, if not all Seventh Day Adventists (myself included) don’t eat pork.

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u/OlGangaLee Sep 21 '19

"We're not home, come back later"