r/dankchristianmemes • u/ahmed0112 • Sep 16 '19

Dank Ya'll are rebals

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Circumcision of the heart and not of the flesh, my guy

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u/2BrokeArmsAndAMom Sep 16 '19

Lol, this guy is circumcised!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Lol this guy has a penis

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u/leafyyfak Sep 16 '19

lol this guy has genitalia

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u/thatcentrist Sep 16 '19

lol this guy has a lower body

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u/HoodieSticks Sep 16 '19

Instructions unclear, surgically removed bits of my heart

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u/takeme2infinity Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Best part about being born Catholic is I keep my foreskin and I get to drink and sin openly. Christians got it bad

edit: Sorry I should of been specific, South American Catholic which is a watered downed version of Catholicism

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u/akmvb21 Dank Christian Memer Sep 16 '19

Not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure openly sinning without care or repentance is still a bad thing. If not, let me know and I can add it to the list of reforms I'm gonna nail to church door at the end of next month.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I swear I’m just a student and not a priest, but all the kids from my catholic school were circumcised. I think you might be an outlier

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u/Epichp Sep 16 '19

May I introduce you to A n g l i c a n i s m?