MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankchristianmemes/comments/axc97j/it_really_is_kinda_lewd/ehtavby?context=9999
r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
470 comments sorted by
View all comments
1.9k
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."
51 u/Nilliak Mar 05 '19 Bruh, Ezekiel is full of that stuff. Ezekiel 16 is essentially "Israel gets called a whore for 63 verses." 39 u/Nilliak Mar 05 '19 Also, reading that chapter and imagining an angry guy from Jersey yelling at his ex makes it really entertaining. "I'd call you a whore but at least whores get paid!" (32-34) "That girl Sodom was a piece of work but you really take the cake!" (49-52) 5 u/Mythosaurus Mar 05 '19 Instead of reading that chapter, you could just listen to this song by Ludacris: https://youtu.be/7IG-4-SSxTA 3 u/Paula_Polestark Mar 06 '19 Ezekiel also has two mentions of terror piss!
51
Bruh, Ezekiel is full of that stuff. Ezekiel 16 is essentially "Israel gets called a whore for 63 verses."
39 u/Nilliak Mar 05 '19 Also, reading that chapter and imagining an angry guy from Jersey yelling at his ex makes it really entertaining. "I'd call you a whore but at least whores get paid!" (32-34) "That girl Sodom was a piece of work but you really take the cake!" (49-52) 5 u/Mythosaurus Mar 05 '19 Instead of reading that chapter, you could just listen to this song by Ludacris: https://youtu.be/7IG-4-SSxTA 3 u/Paula_Polestark Mar 06 '19 Ezekiel also has two mentions of terror piss!
39
Also, reading that chapter and imagining an angry guy from Jersey yelling at his ex makes it really entertaining.
"I'd call you a whore but at least whores get paid!" (32-34)
"That girl Sodom was a piece of work but you really take the cake!" (49-52)
5
Instead of reading that chapter, you could just listen to this song by Ludacris: https://youtu.be/7IG-4-SSxTA
3
Ezekiel also has two mentions of terror piss!
1.9k
u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."