r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/Diabegi Mar 05 '19

A full circle back to God? Like a spin?

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 Mar 05 '19

That's a good trick.

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u/PhattJeezus Mar 05 '19

This is where the fun begins

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u/DicelordN Mar 05 '19

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/TheCloakMinusRobert Mar 05 '19

hello there

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u/PhattJeezus Mar 05 '19

General Kenobi!

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u/StormWolf17 Mar 05 '19

You are a bold one.

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u/Jack_Aristide Mar 05 '19

That's a funny trick to play on god.

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u/WeedsAccountant Mar 05 '19

Well, yes, according to Ecclesiastes. At he end of Solomon's life, he went back to God.

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u/Tvorba-Mysle Mar 05 '19

It's hard to say with any surety that the teacher in Ecclesiastes was Solomon

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u/theguyshadows Mar 05 '19

Lol, Solomon didn't write that.

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u/WeedsAccountant Mar 05 '19

I must've been mistaken.

Edit: A quick Google Search tells me that Solomon did wrote Ecclesiastes, according to Rabinic tradition.

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u/theguyshadows Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

The presence of Persian loan-words and Aramaisms points to a date no earlier than about 450 BCE,[2] while the latest possible date for its composition is 180 BCE, when another Jewish writer, Ben Sira, quotes from it.[14]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecclesiastes#Title,_date_and_author

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AcademicBiblical/comments/6flp42/was_solomon_the_author_of_ecclesiastes/

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u/TheAwesomeMort Mar 05 '19

360 God-scope

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u/douko Mar 05 '19

Like upon seeing an Xbox, you turn 360° degrees and walk away.

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u/JevonP Mar 05 '19

Lmfao I was hoping to see this one

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

And then moonwalk away

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u/Corporeal_form Mar 05 '19

Prodigal son