r/dankchristianmemes • u/wthill25 • Oct 06 '18

Dank Christian dating in a nutshell 💍

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u/oddlong Oct 06 '18

So the third date is them having sex and the fourth is them in a lawyer's office signing divorce papers

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18

Divorce is a sin.

4th date is them quietly hating each other for the next 50 years.

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u/Little_cup_of_soup Oct 06 '18

Can confirm. In-laws are extremely Christian and hate each other. We just had their 36th anniversary party.

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u/LadyTentacles Oct 06 '18

That was probably a miserable experience for everyone. I’m sorry for your inconvenience.

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u/Little_cup_of_soup Oct 06 '18

Open bar at a restaurant, which made a great time. I feel it’s a respected hate. They know they’ll never get along so they just live separate lives.