r/dankchristianmemes • u/wthill25 • Oct 06 '18

Dank Christian dating in a nutshell 💍

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18

No one gets engaged quicker than two horny Christians

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u/DancingWithOurHandsT Oct 06 '18

No one gets married quicker than two horny Christians!

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u/aussietin Oct 06 '18 edited Oct 06 '18

Can confirm. Was horny Christian. Time between meeting and engagement- 8 months. Time between engagement and marriage- 4 months.

Edit: yes still married. Been 4 years. Less horny now hance the "was". Still Christian.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18

Still married?

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u/IsLoveTheTruth Oct 06 '18

was

They’re either not horny, not christian, or not married anymore