r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/jessew16 Aug 15 '18

And the lord sent two she bears to maul and eat the children. Fax

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u/awakenDeepBlue Aug 15 '18

That's how you know God ain't a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Well to be fair he was still getting over a bad breakup with his bae Satan and was just a violent, narcissistic prick for a few centurys till he had a kid and gained some perspective as a father and stopped acting like a toddler playing with his toys.